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Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

-- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

-- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

-- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

-- Lyndon B. Johnson

 
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