As a computer I find your faith in technology amusing

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

ERROR: Keyboard Not Found! Press ENTER to continue

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Read my chips: No new upgrades!

Hit any user to continue.

I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

~If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

~Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

~Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.