38 Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

:P -All the lights on, and nobody home.

:P -A few clowns short of a circus.

:P -A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

:P -An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

:P -Dumber than a box of hair.

:P -A few peas short of a casserole.

:P -Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

:P -The wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead.

:P -One fruit Loop shy of full bowl.

:P -One taco short of combination plate.

:P -A few feathers short of a whole duck.

:P -The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.

:P -The cheese slid off his cracker.

:P -Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

:P -Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

:P -Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

:P -Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

:P -He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

:P -An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

:P -As smart as bait.

:P -Chimney's clogged.

:P -Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

:P -Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

:P -Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

:P -Forgot to pay his brain bill.

:P -Her sewing machine's out of thread.

:P -His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

:P -His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

:P -If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

:P -Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

:P -No grain in the silo.

:P -Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

:P -Receiver is off the hook.

:P -Several nuts short of full pouch.

:P -Skylight leaks a little.

:P -Slinky's kinked.

:P -Surfing in Nebraska.

:P -Too much yardage between the goal posts.