~If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

~I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

~Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

~And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

~If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?

~If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it considered a hostage situation?

~Is there another word for synonym?

~Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

~What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

~Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

~Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will clean them?

~Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?

~If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk?

~Why do they put Braille on the drive thru bank machines?

~Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

~Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

~Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?