? If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?

? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?

? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

? Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

? How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?

? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the

pan?

? If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?

? You know how most packages say "open here"? What should you do if the package says "open somewhere else"?

? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

?Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

? You know that little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address, you turn the radio down?

? Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

? What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?

? If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?