30 Fun Things To Do In Public Places

1.  Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start.

(I met lots of new people this way)

2.  Ask someone what another person's name is nearby.  Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*.  How are you?  You forgot my name, didn't you!?"

(People normally look at me very confused with this one.)

3.  Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help.

(If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE!  DON'T HELP ME THEN!")

4.  Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down.  See if they apologize.

(This is hard to do, because they normally try to avoid me when I try to bump them.)

5.  Walk behind someone until he/she turns around.  Then say, "What?"

(You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused also.)

6.  Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to be a monkey.

(It works with any animal.)

7.  Put water in your mouth, and pretend you are barfing when someone walks by.

(It's really funny when you chew up some Snickers for this.)

9.  Walk behind someone and have an argument with yourself.

(It's even better if you talk in two different voices.)

10. Have a bottle of water and go up to people saying, "Thirsty?"

(See how many people you can get to drink from your bottle.)

11. Have a newspaper or a book (or something like that) and hold it out to someone and ask, "Thirsty?"

(Confusion is funny.)

12. Put a chunk of something sticky on your hand, and go up to people saying, "Eh, how're you doing?" and try to shake their hand.

(Some people actually don't notice huge sticky brown things sticking to your hand.)

13. Jump kick a wall and look at someone and say, "Please don't do that."

(It works with trees too.)

14. Go up to someone and say in a very low voice, "Death by catapult."

(There is also, death by spatula, death by rug burn, death by malapropism, or any other weird random way of death.)

15. Get people to join you in your strange adventures.

(Twice the people= twice the fun)

16. Follow somebody around for hours and then ask them to stop following you.

17. Go to a public drinking fountain and offer to hold down the button. Then press it down halfway and when the person leans forward press it down all the way to soak their face.

18. Viciously attack a stop sign with a newspaper.

19. Steal manhole covers and run around with them.

20. Throw water balloons at people in office buildings from the street.

21. Run at top speed by some people yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO."

22. Put a box with an alarm clock in it down and run away.

23. Set up a tent and do scout things, such as trying to start fires with rocks.

24. Fall down and when somebody tries to help you up scream, "get away from me!".

25. Walk around with a baseball bat and ask people," you talkin' to me?"

26. Carry around bags of sugar and walk up to people and say, "Hi my name is Bob and I'm running for governor." Give them the bag and run away saying, "vote for me!"

27. Roll a tennis ball and run after it crying.

28. Fall down; clutch your knees and roll.

29. Tell people that the blue light is back.

30.  Walk up to a stranger and ask them if the Force is with them.