~If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?   Would software developers be decoded, deprogrammed, or just exposed?

~I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

~Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

~When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

~Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

~Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

~You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

~I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.

~When shooting a mime, do you need a silencer?

~Honk if you love peace and quiet.

~Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

~Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

~Nothing is fool-proof because fools are so ingenious.

~Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

~Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?

~A day without sun shine is like, night.

~Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

~When in darkness or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.

~I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.

~Dyslexics of the world, untie.

~I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

~Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?