Top 10 Reasons To Become A Dictator

10. You get to restrict others freedom of speech

9.  You don’t have to fight over power with corrupt people. You’re one of a kind!

8.  You can declare war on whoever, whenever you want

7.  You get free Internet access! (Matter of fact, if you want, you can have all the Internet access!)

6.  You get automatic reelection. (That way you don’t have to waste billions of dollars lying to make people vote for you.)

5.  You get access to all the super-cool, super-secret military technology. (I’ll bet there really is an Area 51.)

4.  Nobody can make you go to school!

3.  You get the key to the "Lockbox!"

2.  You get to press the red button!

1.  ‘Cause I said so!