A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog,
flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The
hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
The
veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52
continued its flight, straight and level.
Perplexed,
the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"
"I
just shut down two engines, kid."
pride,
it'll get you every time (enough think for yah?)