Davert Mikas: Two Monkees Merged

One day Mike had his hat firmly planted on his head, and was walking around the pad with no specific purpose.
"Mike MARRY ME!" shouted BT and lunged for him, but missed because Mike kept walking and she hadn't callibrated her lunge correctly.
"MARRY *ME!*" shouted Sassip and lunged, and because she was so huge Mike could not move fast enough to avoid her.
"Oh, wait I don't like YOU nup nup nup." said Sassip.
"MMMMPHFFF" said Mike and peeled himself from the floor.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Davy just the fishyboy I've been looking for!" said Sassip and galloped off to no one knows where because Davy wasn't anywhere anyone could see.
"She's crazy." said Al, who was sitting on a chair, reading.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!?" shouted Mike. "Those.. those LOSERS were trying to KILL me!"
"Don't be shrill, Mike." said Al and patted him on the cheek.
"Don't DO that!" he huffed and kicked Al over. She fell over but never took her eyes off the book.
"Mmm mmm mmmmm, that Oreo soup is DEELICIOUS!" said Micky, wanring in with a canteen full of hot cream of Oreo soup.
"Uh, Micky, that's nasty. Now ROOTBEER soup YEH!" said Peter as he was scribbling in his book. He poofed up a fountain pen and began writing some permanent things in.
Mike stared in abject h...terror and grabbed Al by the tail and flung her at Micky and Peter because they were acting nuts.
"Those two always act nuts!" he said.
"YEEEAAAGGHH!" said Al.
"OOFFF" said Micky and Peter.
"BWAHAHAHAHA" said BT and rolled down the beach and into the water.
Mike shrugged and left them all to be doing whatever boring stupid thing they were all doing and walked around some more. Just then Davy rolled in at top speeds and crashed into Mike.

"ACK!" said Peter and attempted to zap Micky and Al but his hand was obviously pointing in the WRONG direction and he zapped Mike and Davy instead. There was a loud SNAP, Crack and Pop and then a bunch of smoke.
"OH I have Mike's hat!" giggled Al.
"Uh oh.." said Micky and Peter.
"Uh oh.." said Al realizing what THAT meant.
"You're slow." said Link and picked her up by the tail and flung her on BT.
"S'cold!" said BT as she was shot into the water again.
"OOF" said Mike.
"Mike are you okay where is Davy who how when huh?" said Micky and stared.
"Mike? Davy?" said someone new.
"WHO ARE YOU THAT IS NEW?" said Peter eagerly, pen at ready.
"Huh? Why I'm Davert Mikas I am." said Davert Mikas new Davy-Mike person.
"Oh and uh.. huh?" said Peter and stared.
"Yeh, you know me, Peter. Remember I just .. LOVE POGO STICKS THEY BOUNCE AHER!" said Davert Mikas and jumped around on one.
Al and BT wandered in and stared.

"Hey, who's THAT!?" said Al.
"Yeh. He has Mike's wings but instead of Mike's tail he has Davy's tail but he has legs and arms and a head and Mike's hair and Davy's nose and things and stuff and ooh hehe he's CUTE!" said BT and giggled. "I dunno who he is but I must MARRY HIM!" said she and lunged.
"Oh, its a fooper." said Davert Mikas and made a milk waterfall on her head before pogosticking her to the ground.
"Serves you RIGHT!" said Link, wagging a finger at her.
"Oh, stuff it." moaned BT.
"DOUBLE STUFFED OREOS!? WHERE?" shouted Micky.
"Man I need some Coke.." muttered Al.
"Don't you think you've had ENOUGH Coke?" asked Peter worriedly. He didn't like it when his figments got whacked out on sugary liquids. Nope nope nope.
"DAVY DAVY WHERE ARE YOU!?" asked Sassip.
"Oh no its Sassip!" said Davert Mikas and looked rather torn between running away and giggling stupidly.
"Huh, that .. uh.. boys, ain't right in the head." said Al and stared.
"INNICUTE?!?!" asked BT.
"YEH!" said Al.
"WHO IS IT!?" asked Sassip.
"Its Mike and Davy they are one thingy." said Micky and munched on some Oreos.
"So, are you from England or Texas?" asked Peter.
"WHERE? Man, you people are nuts! I'm from Texascangland man!" said Davert Mikas and looked at them as if they were the ones who were all merged and foopy.
"Who said I'm foopy?"
Uh... not I lalala

"So... you're Davert Mikas huh? What's your last name then huh huh?!" said Micky in a stupid way.
"BASH! BASH BASH!" said Sassip.
"Noooo honey dear its PUNT." said Davert Mikas and then shrieked and pogoged away from her.
"Okay, he has some MAJOR problems." said Link, eating raviolios.
"OH GIVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shouted Davert Mikas and pogoed back in.
"COME TO ME MY BABY SWEET THING!" shouted Sassip and Davert Mikas went into conniptions because he couldn't decide whether to run away or run into pouchtime.
"Oreos do it better," mumbled Micky in such a manner that he was heard by nobody except Sassip who heard all. Wait no that was Micky. Well OBVIOUSLY he heard himself. Well anyway.
"POGO POGO POUNDCAKE FRY!!" said Davert Mikas in frenziment and pogoed directly over Sassip and went somewhere nobody knew where.
"He is clinically insane," stated Peter with much clarity.
"I miss Davy! He was CUUUUTE," said Sassip and drooled.
"I miss Mike! He was CUUUUUUUUUUTE," said BT and reminisced.
"I think you are cute her her," said Al and fell on Micky who looked freaked and moved on to greener Oreos. I mean oceans. I mean..... well, he did something.

"Yes you do yes you do that's why you can see meeeeeee!!" Link said in a taunting singsongy tone and ran around.
"WHAAAAT?!" said Sassip and punted him across the room.
"Ouch!" said Link and zapped Sassip for spite.
"CRYSTALS DO IT BETTER!!" shouted Davert Mikas, popping in and blasting Link who rubbed his tush ruefully and moved on to greener ... things.
"Man just fix them already!!!" BT whined. "I want cute Mike yum yums back."
Peter stared in horror and was promptly expelled from the Pad by way of Sassip's flipper.
"TIME FOR DAVY TO BE IN MY POUCH," said Sassip extending it warmly.
"Oh okay," said Al and turned them back into two separate people.
And everyone had their favorite snack.

THE END

"NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT THEY ARE STILL MESSED UP!!!!" said Peter.
"How do you know?" said Micky suspiciously.
"That was my line," said BT in a hurt tone.
"Because I know all that is pertaining to the thing that is continuity," smirked Peter.
"Yeh well you are not knowing things that would be being related to a state of coherent speakings now now huh," stated Al firmly.
"WHAT?!!" shouted Mike and pogoed around. "I want to have pouch time!!" he said happily and dove into Sassip's pouch.
"MIKE?!" said Sassip who looked freaked and moved on to greener oceans.
"No no we need you here!" said Al.
Oh well then she didn't.
"No I am MIKAS!!" said Mike. "OH THERE ARE POUCH CATS OFF OFF GET THEM OFF ME," he said and rolled off to a chickenfry.

Meanwhile Davy was creating milk waterfalls over everything in site and Micky was stuffing sixteen Oreos in his mouth at once and standing under them.
"Micky will you please not do that? I'm trying to... WITH THE MILK YO YO DOES IT BETTER YEH MAN!! WHAT IN BLUE TARNATION!!!" said Davy.
"Pouch time for you," said Sassip and dropped him into her pouch.
"NO NO NO out out lemme out please please lemme out noooo!!" whimpered Davy.
"NO. You love my tasty pouch and will be within its walls alwayyyyyyys," said Sassip and made like to sing a song but then didn't.
"Oh yeah!" said Davy and settled down for a long summer's nap.
"Ahem I believe it is winter," said Micky.
"No no it is ninety degrees," said BT.
"Oh," said Micky and promptly caught fire.
"I WENTY TO THE POUCH!" said MT, wandering over to Sassip and toppling in.
"NO COMPANY," said Davy, and expelled him.
"Aren't WE territorial today," said MT snitchily and moved on to greener Tinker Toys.
"OMIGOSH where did he learn that??!!!" said Al in terror.

"OOOOH LILYFROOOOOOND!!!" said Pink Thing, bounding into the Pad.
"Oh no no not you nowww," moaned someone.
"Who was that?!" demanded Peter.
"I think maybe it was me," said Micky in a small voice.
"It was not! It was Davert," said Davert.
"PLEASE not to be stealing Micky's third-person speaking manner," said Micky snitchily and passed Oreos out to random people.
"Hey who the *cuckoo* is Davert?" said BT rudely and was made to eat soap by Peter who liked that sort of thing.
"I am," said who appeared to be Davy but was obviously still screwed up.
"Mommy messed up!!" MT said and giggled for three hours until BT punched his little kiddie lights out.
"BT BT BT!!" said Micky.
"What?" said BT.
"BT BT BT BT BT HEY BT MAN HEY!!!" said Micky excitedly.
"Wwwhhhaaattttt??" said BT.
"I CAN SNORT MILK OUT MY NOSE," said Micky and did and was promptly made to leave for awhile until he could come back and not be stupid.
"That's the first cause we've ever had to use the Continuity Time-Out Corner," said Peter, shaking his head sadly.
"My that was unnecessary," said Sassip with disdain and punted Pink Thing because he hadn't said anything since he came in.

"Ooooooh my name is Mikas and I love to pogo 'round, and when I'm not in front of you in Sassip's pouch I'm founnndddd!" sang Mikas, pogoing in.
"Mike is really screwed up." said Peter.
"MIKAS MIKAS MY WINGY TAILY BRETHREN COME COME LET US REPAIR TO THE ROOM WITH THE THINGS IN IT!" shouted Davert and got all excited like.
"Um.. but Davert, I'm not a wingy taily brethren thing..." objected Mikas but was swept off anyway.
"OMIGOSH DO SOMETHING!" said Al and horrored.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOORRRROOOORRRRIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Sassip and spazzed alot and punted Al into a banister where her head got caught and she went whonky woo until someone pulled her out.
"I am BATMAN!" she announced and tried to run off but was stuck.
"OH is she kiddie again for MEEE?" asked Micky and wandered over to her.
"GET AWAY FOUL NEMESIS!" shouted Al and punched his drummer lights out. "HEHE Micky go sleeslee!" said MT neatly stepping over Micky and pilfering his Coke stash.
"Pilfer not yon nemesis' Coke stash little nemesis looking-like thing!" said Al in a funky voice.
"MommEEE?" asked MT shrilly.
"AHHH he's using some kinda thing on me!" shouted Al and squirmed alot.
"Oh oh this is wonderful wonderful!" said Peter, scribbling in his book with a pencil. His pencil broke so he used charcoal. His charcoal broke so he used a crayon. His crayon broke so he used an oreo. Micky ate it so he used a pop. MT got him sticky and it melted so he used a subatomic particle generator.

"WHAT!? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUCLEAR GENIUS NEMESIS!?" shouted Al and tried to get out again.
"If she got IN there shouldn't she be able to get out?" asked Micky, pondering.
"Do you *WANT* her out?" asked BT.
"Oh riiighht..." said Micky and backed away from Al who was trying to punch his drummer lights out again.
"Mommmmyy you cannot punch lights off. You have to use Pita's subatomic patimle genertator." said MT.
"AHHHHHHH OREO NEMESIS BOY THING LOOK ALIKE IS SAYING WEIRD FREAKISH THINGS TO ME!" shouted Al and tried to get out again.
"AHER!" shouted Mikas and popped in for a sec.
"He HAS to quit that." said BT, grabbing Micky's frypan and heading into where ever Mikas pogoed to.
"HEEEYY THAT"S MINE HOW DID YOU TO THAT I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT SUPERGLUING THAT ON!" shouted Micky and was promptly knocked out again because Al was flailing around and he got too close.
"Moron." wrote Peter in his book.
"I HEARD THAT!" shouted Micky.
"Oh uh.. haha.." said Peter and erased it before anyone actually saw it.
"SOMEONE LET BATMAN OUT" shouted Al and squirmed.
"BATMAN IS WHERE TO BE SEEING BATMAN!" said Davert and stepped on her face.
"Ooooommfff" said Al and went unconsciousysysys.

MT stop writing.

"KKKKKKKKKKKKK!" said MT and left.

ANYWAY.
"Quick! Peter! Fix Al and Davy and Mike." said Micky.
"That's Davert and Mikas." Peter corrected him.
"Yeh, well we don't WANT them to be that way." said Micky.
"We don't want THEM to be that way." corrected Peter.
"HUH!?" said Micky and stared.
"Oh uh.. I can't fix them." said Peter.
Micky waited for 5 hours for Peter to finish his statement. He got bored so finally he asked, "You can't fix them WHY!?"
"Huh? Oh you mean that 5 hour ago discussion uh......... OH yeh I can't fix them because...." said Peter flippinig through his book to five hours ago. Three hours and 15 volumes later:
"OH right. I found it. April the 1st, 1967, 4:53:54. Yes yes. It says here I can't fix it because um.... ummm.. because...... Oh yes, because I am.. inexperienced at.. oh haha can't read my own writing lala OH I can't becuase I'm inexperienced at figmental feats of daring and wonder!" said Peter.
"Why did you write that like that???" asked Micky in fear.
"Oh oh fear fear fear.." chanted Sassip and swayed nervously back and forth. We all know what comes after FEAR....
"Because I do!" snapped Peter and shut the book on Micky's hand.
"YEEEOWCH!" shouted Micky and got mad and went off to find BT.

"BT you have to fix Davy and Mike." said Micky.
"You mean I have to fix Davert and Mikas." said BT.
"Yes but you HAVE to make them back to the way you were."
"The way *I* was?"
"I mean THEM."
"I MEAN them." corrected BT.
"WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!" shouted Micky.
"The Heck What." corrected BT.
"Okay now you just don't make ANY sense."
"Sense I making you now okay."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"
"Ten gallons of sleefish."
"Um, HELLO? Is anyone IN THERE???"
"Hello in there is anyone um."
"Ugh." said Micky and kicked BT away.
"I am pleased to have corrected Micky in such a foopulent manner..." swooned BT and was happy for 5 seconds until she had the urge to go a-proposing again.

"AL!" shouted Micky, running over to Batman.
"It is Mommyal." said MT.
"Yessss?" said Batman sweetly.
"It is MOMMYAL!" said MT.
"BATMAN!" shouted Micky.
"YOOO!?" shouted Al.
"IT IS MOMMYAL!" shouted MT and assaulted Micky with a purse that nobody knew where he got it from.
"ARGH ARGH GET OFF MT ARGH!!!" shouted Micky and fell down places even though he was on level ground and kneeling already.
"Mickydaddy, why call you Mommy Al Batman thing with a thing and a crayon in her mouth squishy squishy?" asked MT.
"*WHAT*!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!" shouted Micky and gawped.
"Oh hehe I answereded my own answerquestionfoops." said MT sweetly, giggled and ran away.
"Okay, am I the ONLY one who cares about this story and Davy and Mike!?"
"Yes Daddy I am a clown that has a pink nose and a giant electric eelyeel for a tie tie bow tie I tie it on my neck tie like a thing Daddy!" said MT popping his head in for a sec.
"MT, why are you here?" shouted Micky and looked about to start screaming in horror.
"OH OH I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!" said Sassip, putting her flippers to her mouth in anticipation of the horrid horror.

"Daddy Daddy Daddy, I am not Batman, Mommy and you should marry marry do not tarry on the hillside Daddy Daddy with a fruit fudge sunday in your hair Daddy I wenty to the Bubblegum outlet in the mall and they had no fudge there why not Daddy why why is the sky blue and the lilacs green and how come you have Sassip drool in your hair are you a fiya hi-durant Daddy??? WHY!?!?" said MT with a look of wonder in his eyes.
"WHAT!?" screamed Micky and fell over.
"I am Batman!" said Al for no good reason.
"Moommmmyis Batman Daddy Micky Daddy me Micky thing Me Micky Mommy and Daddy Batman EHEHEHE" said MT.
"Hey, nemesis looking like kiddie thing, go and fetch me a Coke huh?" asked Al.

"MOMMY BATMAN ASKED ME FOR COKE-IES GO HASSING FOR HER WITH A DOLLY OF SUGAR ON THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND AND MICKY DADDY COKE-Y GO HASSING STASHES WITH A THINGYPIE I LIKE IT MOMMY BATMAN THING WITH THE PANTS AND THE HAIR MOMMY MOMMY HOW COME YOU ARE BATMAN NOW? ARE YOU DADDY NOW MOMMY BECUASE DADDDY IS RIGHT HERE HE IS HE IS I SAWED HIM I SAWED HIM..."
"SAW!" corrected Peter from somewhere.
"I don't SAWWWW people in half PITA!" shrieked MT and laughed alot.
"*NO* GO AND GET ME A *COKE*" shouted Al and kicked Micky because she couldn't see very well.
"OH Mommy you kicked Daddy hehehehehehehhee I wanted to go and hassing some Cokey go bye byes but daddy Micky Micky said I could not be hassing any so I shrieked and then I wrote things in this thing but the arthur told me I was to stop Mommy and I said 'KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK' and stopped and the author said GOOD YOU ARE MY SLEEFISH and I cried alot and alot and then Micky Daddy said 'Give me all your potatoes' and I said 'NOOO MICKY!' and laughed at him and then I saw he called me Batman and I said 'No no no Mommy is not Batman she is batman eheheheheheheehehehehehehe'" said MT.
"ARGH GET ME COKE" shouted Al and hit her head against the steps.
"AHER!" shouted Davert hopping in on a pogo stick.
"Man that is SO unprecedented..." said Micky, getting up groggily and avoiding Al's flailing limbs.

"So Micky so Micky so Micky I was thinking!!" said BT and was cut off rudely by Davert who said "YOU THINK NOT FOOL" and pogoed out again. "Ahem. SO MICKY MICKY I WAS THINKING AND I THOUGHT SO HEY PETER IS YOUR FIGMENT SO THAT MAKES HIM LIKE YOUR FATHER AND SO SINCE AL IS LIKE HIS FIGMENT AND SHE IS MY FIGMENT I MEAN I'M HERS THAT MAKES YOU LIKE MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER SO TELL ME STORIES ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE!!!!" BT said loudly.
"When I was little, we used lowercase letters," said Micky tiredly and kicked her.
"WHY DID YOU KICK ME I AM NOT LIKE MT IN ANYWAY I DON'T RATTLE ON FOR HOURS LIEK HIM AND I DON'T PRY INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S AFFAIRS AND I DON'T SNITCH THINGS OUT OF STASHES AND ouch," said BT as Mikas came in and punted her.
"How did he do that?!!" said Ba....uh, Al.
"Corduroy," growled Mikas distinctly, "DOES IT BETTER." Which of course prompted Micky to fire his cotton gun all round and Mikas got a corduroy gun from somewhere and everyone was shooting fabric around and BT snatched MT up and ran under the couch and hid with him until he said "Why are you wenty with me," and kicked her out.
"Batman's not so great, anyway. I mean, does he have a sword? Is a BEEYOOOTIFUL princess in love with him? ExCUUUuuUUUUse ME!!!!" said Link.
"I think so," said Sassip vaguely, and defiled his hat with her spit.
"OH UGH that is so disgusting!!!" said Link and zapped her in her big seabeastie tush about seventeen times until she noticed and said "OW!!".

"Davert let's go to a chicken fry!!" said Mikas excitedly.
"No thanks I'm all about... CHICKEN FRY!" said Davert.
"Huh? Oh I like poundcake maybe..." said Mikas.
"Oh well pound cake is good!" said Davert.
"I like pog... ROLLING!!" said Mikas.
"Swimmies swimmies in the pond for meeee," said Davert and flapped about.
"Can someone get me a Coke please please?" said Al who was very parched and tooooo stupid to poof one up herself.
"Daddy says if I take the Coke out of his stash he will never marry you ever but then he said he wanted to marry you if you were a kid and then I said why why if she is my playmate I get to marry her but if she is my mommy too then I cannot and so I stuffed crayons up my nose and Daddy Micky thing said I should not do that but BT said I should and I dunno because Daddy has Coke and Oreos but BT has well she doesn't really have anything but so then she gave me pops and taught me the art of bribery and now I can get whatever I want SO DADDY GIMME COKE FOR MOMMY!!!!" said MT, who was too stupid to notice that Micky had long since fled in horror.
"THERE WAS HORROR?! Why was I not notified?!!" said Sassip, writhing in horror.
"OH OH OH NOW I AM IT I MADE ME IT OUCH OH OH GET IT OFF IT BURNS IT BURNS," said Sassip and squirmed painfully. Everyone stared.
"Wwhhhatttt??? It ITCHES!!" said Sassip and rubbed up against a young sapling Peter planted in the middle of the pad.
"OH I hear ya man!!" said Micky, coming in to scratch his antlers.
"That shouldn't happen," said BT in fear and sat down tucked her knees up and rolled around like a ball.
"BT is a ball for me playing withs," said MT and dribbled her and scored 70 points in the game against Sassip who didn't know she was playing so that's why MT won. Anyway.

"Poor Micky and his dumb sapling," said Al to herself.
"I HEARD THAT!!!" said Micky, scratching furiously.
"Wings do it better," smirked Mikas and scoffed poundcake like you never saw.
"A FLIPPER does it better!" said Davert brightly, stepping in and punting Micky, the sapling, and Mikas.
"I just planted that!" griped Peter, chalking it off in his continuity compendium.
"Pita has a COMENDIUP?!" asked MT rabidly.
"No no rabid kiddie things are not allowed her," said BT and bit him on the ankle.
"OUCHHHHH," MT wailed and went to be nursed by Sassip who was a kind loving motherly creature to all things smaller than herself except for BT, Mike, Micky, Peter, Al... well OK everyone but Davy and sometimes MT because Al threatened her with Pink Thing if she wasn't nice to MT.
"That's right!!" said Pink Thing, sticking his nasty unwanted head in and smilling winningly.
"YOOOU WERE NOT ASKED!!!" said Mikas, firing seven bolts of corduroy. Pink Thing left promptly.
"Hey hey that's mine!" said Davert.
"What is?" said Mikas.
"That!"
"What?!"
"THAT!!!"
"He means the gun," said Link patiently.
"Oh," said Mikas. "No it's mine!"
"Oh, PLEASE share it with me?!" said Davert rabidly. He needed his corduroy fix oh yes he did.
"NO!" said Mikas firmly.
"YES!" said Davert and they got in a fight.

"Sooooo cute," sighed BT and drooled all over the shoes of Peter.
"Ohhh, how disgusting," sighed Peter and zapped her to high heaven.
"HA!" said Davert, seizing Mikas's pogo stick in his left flipper and darting off down the beach as he was smaller, quicker, and oh-so-cute did I mention how cute he was OH he was cute.
"MARRY MEEEE DAVERT BABY THING!!!" BT screeched and ran after him.
"NO!" shouted Davert in a taunting way and kept running. BT came back in and watched TV for six hours until she realized it wasn't on, and then rolled under the couch.
"Oh this is ridiculous," muttered Peter and made Davert and Mikas into one Davert Mikas again.
"MARRY ME!!!" said BT, popping out from under the couch instantly.
"No," said Davert Mikas and punted her.
"My hat it has three poundcake three poundcake has my hat and had it not three poundcake it would not be my hat!!" said Micky.
"Micky you are one of the precious few people in this story without a hat, and YOU don't like poundcake, what's up with THAT?!" said BT and helped MT stuff breffast serals down his gob until Peter noticed and made them stop and sit in the time-out corner.
"Mommy hassing be's Batman and her headie go stuck stuck in the banishter." said MT cutely.
"Oh, well, I guess you don't need a time out since you know continuity." said Peter.
"OH uh uh uh... uh.. I am sitting in the corner..." said BT.
"Yes you are. Naughty figment!" said Peter.

"My cookie has a first name, its O-R-E-O.. O.. My cookie has a second name its N-A-B-I-S-C-O..." sang Micky.
"Nah-BIS-cooo, ahh!" sang Davert Mikas.
"Okay, we have to get Al back to normal so she can change them back." said Peter.
"OH *NOW* you care suddenly." said Micky.
"Well, it was a good continuity scoop but now its old." said Peter.
"MOMMY is Batman yes she is! Yes she is! Daddy! Are you gonna marry Batman?" asked MT.
"Uh, no." said Micky.
"WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYY not?" asked MT and made eyes at Davert Mikas.
"Don't makes eyes at people MT. Its not polite."
"K Daddy!"
"So, if Al tried to fix them again wouldn't she just mess up again?" asked Peter.
"Uh...... I dunno." said Micky and tried to read her mind.
"Micky? Micky you in there? HELLO?" said Peter, waving his hand in front of Micky's eyes.
"I *AM* BATMAN!" said Micky and grabbed a kitchen towel as a cape.
"Nooo Daddy use a tableclothed." said MT.
"Oh yeh!" said Micky and grabbed one and tied it on and ran around falling down alot.

"MT, either call him Micky or call him Daddy. Don't keep alternating!" said Peter tetchily.
"Okay Mr. Man Pita pita continuity bookbookboybodybookbook lalala" said MT and tralalaed away absently.
"I AM BATMAN!" said Micky and kicked Al in the head.
"OOOF..... ouch what HAPPENED?" asked Al coming to her normal stupid senses.
"Oh great the cavalry is back." said BT from her corner.
"I HEARD THAT! BATMAN HEARS ALL!" shouted Micky and jumped off the balcony, banging his head.
"Yeh? So? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you bad boys bad boys.." sang BT stupidly.
"OMIGOSH YOU STOP THAT HORRID HORRID NASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTY SONG RIGHT THIS MINUTE!" shouted Al and poofed BT into a hedgefish.
"OH FISHIES FOR ME!" shouted Sassip and shoved her in her pouch.

Meanwhile, Davert Mikas was in conniptions again because he wanted to go pogoing, but also pouchtime at the same time.
"If I pouch time now it will be too dark for pogoing but if I pogo now I miss out on some great pouchtime and my CORDUROY gun oh oh no time to play with that what to do what to DO!?" he shouted, writhing on the floor.
"OH he's so cute but spazzy..." said BT and got all misty.
"HA you used to say that about Micky." shouted Peter and chalked this new info into his book.
"Oh ah no no I didn't never not me it wasn't me it must have been Al." said BT and flipped around in the pouch. "OH OH LET ME OUT HERE COME THE CATSSSS"
"My pouchcats are clean and well groomed for me." announced Sassip to no one in particular and went to slee because she was pleased with herself.
"SOMEONE GET ME A COKE!" shouted Al who was still stuck.
"Get it yourself, Batman." said MT.
"OH WHERE DID HE LEARN THAT?!?!" shouted Al and then remembered she could poof herself out so she did.

Meanwhile, she tripped going to the fridge.
"Who left a two-in-one merged guitarist and percussionist writhing on the floor!?" she demanded.
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"Uh, not meee.." they all called meekly and ran off.
"UGH do I have to do EVERYTHING myself!?"
"AHER!" said Davert Mikas and got up, firing a bolt of corduroy at her head. They decided corduroy FIRST, then pogoing then pouchtime.
"Its him, not they." said Peter.
Whatever. Anyway, Al was annoyed.
"UGH you two... ergh!" she said and changed them back into Davy and Mike.
"Uhhh my head..." said Davy. "What happ..er.. uh oh.."
He had caught sight of Mike.
"So how was it, huh Davy huh?" asked Peter.
"ACK it was so WEIRD! It was like I was one with Mike man.... but we weren't seperate but we were! But we weren't!" said Davy and looked dazed.
"Mike, do you second that account?" asked Peter.
"AHER!" shouted Mike and pogoed around stupidly.
"Man it was so weird cause we were thinking the same stuff but different stuff and then when we were seperate but still messed up it was so weird too and.. man! Well. Timd for bed." said Davy, and crawled into Sassip's pouch.
"Glue for me, glue for me, to sticky stick on feather wings!" shouted Mike and pogoed around alot more.

Peter sighed and put Mike's hat back on him by standing on the balcony and when Mike pogoed up really high he stuck the hat back on his head before he started to go down again.
Anyway, all was better and they all had a good night's sleep. Except Mike was still confused as to EXACTLY what happened and thought he dreamed it all.
But from that day on, Mike and Davy had been able to read each other's minds. Dundun*DUN*!!!

Next Issue: Mike becomes a seabeastie and consequentially is hatless cause green wool hats give Sassip indigestion. Pogostickin flipper fun, yo!!!

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