International Order of
Rolling Broccoli Riders
Safety First Guarantee
THIS CERTIFIES THAT I THE UNDERSIGNED MALE/FEMALE IS ABOUT TO ENJOY SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ______________, AM ABOVE LAWFUL
AGE OF CONSENT, AM IN MY RIGHT MIND, AND AM NOT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ANY DRUG OR NARCOTIC. NEITHER DOES HE/SHE HAVE TO
USE ANY FORCE, THREATS, OR PROMISES TO INFLUENCE ME.
I AM IN NO FEAR OF HIM/HER WHATSOEVER; DO NOT EXPECT TO NOR WANT TO MARRY HIM/HER; DON'T KNOW IF HE/SHE IS MARRIED OR NOT; AND DON'T CARE.
I AM NOT ASLEEP NOR DRUNK AND AM ENTERING INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM/HER BECAUSE I LOVE IT, AND WANT IT AS MUCH AS
HE/SHE DOES. IF I RECEIVE THE SATISFACTION I EXPECT. I AM WILLING TO PAY
AN EARLY RETURN ENGAGEMENT.
FURTHERMORE, I AGREE NEVER TO APPEAR AS A WITNESS AGAINST HIM/HER, NOR PROSECUTE UNDER THE MANN WHITE SLAVE ACT.
SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED, THE ____ DAY OF ____________, 19___.
SIGNATURE _________________________
NAME ______________________________
ADDRESS __________________________
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