Krusty Brokkoli

THE KRUSTY- a FCBMW Riders annual award given out to the most prominent and prolific puker. No one is exempt, although there has been some debate in recent years as to whether or not morning sickness counts. The spin-off verb "to krusty" means to vomit as Dave has just demonstrated. The award consists of a t-shirt and an old "Godfather" pizza box. The Krusty throne, which can be found at RBR headquarters in Big Bay, Ont. is the ultimate chair for a Krusty candidate. The chair features a krusty tray on each arm to catch krusty in motion. For more information, see the "Krusty Song" on the Brokkoli sing-a-long page.

SAFETY- Safety is a major concern of RBRs. Elaborate safety precautions are frequently taken at Brokkoli events. This is probably why the RBRs were asked to oversee security at the RA in BONJOUR. A SAFETY BREAK is the term given to a small group that gathers together to sustain and perpetuate everyone's safety. The SAFETY VAN is RPM's four wheeled vehicle, a common gathering place for safety breaks. An important brokkoli motto is "Safety First!" (apologies to Wal-Mart)

BROMLETTE- A Brokkoli Riders style omlette, usually made with Brokkoli, eggs, cheese and salsa. A complete RBR breakfast includes Brokkoli ceasars, served through a cathetur bag by the Tart aka the Nurse.

HOSER- the newest brokkoli friendly bejorative term. 'Hoser' unofficially replaced the term 'dikhed' in 1996. If you are deemed an especially worthy Hoser, a congregation of intoxicated Brokkoli Riders will sing a tribute to you: The HOSER SONG
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The verb "to BROC"(sometimes spelled BROK) means to behave like an RBR!
To be BROKKED means to be welcomed and initiated by an RBR.



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____________ is a Hoser, ____________ is a Hoser
Yes he/she really is
____________ is a Hoser ,____________ is a Hoser
Yes he/she really is
Go back to where you were
KRUSTY, KRUSTY
K-R-U-S-T-Y
KRUSTY, KRUSTY
K-R-U-S-T-Y
We really like your act so far
Why don�t you put it in a jar
Oh KRUSTY, KRUSTY
K-R-U-S-T-Y
We really mean it
K-R-U-S-T-Y!!!!
Go back to where you were






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