Stupid but Funny!
· Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
· I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
· What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
· Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
· Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
· I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
· All generalizations are false, including this one.
· If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
· Electricity comes from electrons; morality comes from morons.
· Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
· If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
· When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
· Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
· How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
· If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
· Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
· Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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