Answering Machine Messages!
· A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
· Hi. This is Mick. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
· (Narrator's voice:) There Tom sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.
· Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
· He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, I call sooner!
· Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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