Star Wars Macareena!
(It works better if you sing it)
Obi-Wan Kenobi, he get by
on Jedi pension!
He now suffer from arthritis -
constipation not to mention!
Try to use El Force-o, brain
all dried up like adobe!
HEY, BEN KENOBI!
Wookie El Chewbacca show off
shaggy Bigfoot torso!
He member of El Hair Club -
La Rogaine he now endorso!
Han Solo, he comprende
- Wookie lingo mucho screwy!
HEY, SENÕR CHEWY!
Flyboy is Han Solo, hot to
jump on Princess Leia!
But Leia, she play hardball,
never give him time of day-a!
Han no give a damn - soon
Indy Jones his primo role-o!
HEY, FLYBOY SOLO!
Bimbo Princess Leia she play
hard to get, by golly!
When she strip down to her skivvies,
she one very hot tamale!
Mucho kicks she gets when men
they bow down and obey-a!
HEY, PRINCESS LEIA!
Dark side turn Darth Vader
into deep space Dr. Death-o!
He turn off Rebels plenty
with his wheezy morning breath-o!
Whole planets he wipe out -
no one to stop him like Ralph Nader!
HEY, EL LORD VADER!
Jedi maestro Yoda he
no bigger than a taco!
Come across like drop-out muppet -
ears he steal from Mr. Spock-o!
Lives on distant planet -
no one sure of his zip code-a!
HEY, MAESTRO YODA!
Jabba fat like Limbaugh -
grande glutton roly-poly!
He pig out on compadres -
make them instant guacamole!
Soon el groundo shake-o
with a belcho furioso!
HEY, JABBA GROSSO!
Luke-o all shook up when
learn Darth Vader is his padre!
Find out Leia, she his sister -
hope that Jabba not his madre!
Mucho stupified like gringo
bombed out on Sambucco!
HEY, SENÕR LUKE-O!
Gabby droid See-Threepio
he big pain in el butt-o!
All the time he fuss and worry -
his big mouth he never shut-o!
Other droids they think
a closet gay he just might be-o!
HEY, SEE-THREEPIO!
Robot Artoo-Detoo he
computer mucho grande!
So smart that even
Windows 95 he understande!
Glad to show you cyber-porn
once price you both agree to!
HEY, ARTOO-DETOO!
Viva Star Wars movies and
el megabucks they gross-o!
Viva merchandising!
Viva profits tremendoso!
Viva dolls and comic books
and T-shirts we supplying!
HEY, KEEP ON BUYING!
Jeff
May remorse be with you
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