The word Funk!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word FUNK. It's the magical word which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Funk takes its name from the German word 'Ficken', which means 'to strike'.
In language, Funk falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb; both transative (John funked Mary) and intransative (Mary was funked by John). As an adverb (Mary is funking well interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a fine funk). Also as an objective (Mary is funking great). As you can see there are not many words with the same versatality as the word funk.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following:
Aggression - Funk you!
Confusion - What the funk?
Despair - Funked again!
Difficulty - I can't understand this funking mess
Disbelief - Unfunking believable
Disgust - Funk me
Dismay - Oh, funk it!
Displeasure - What the funk is going on here?
Enjoyment - This is funking great
Exasperation - For funks sake
Fraud - I got funked at the used car lot
Greeting - How the funk are you?
Hostility - I'm going to knock your funking head off
Ignorance - Funked if I know
Incompetence - What a funk up
Lost - Where the funk are we?
Numerology - Sixty-funkin-nine
Philosophy - Who gives a funk?
Rebellion - Funk it!
Request - Get the funk out of here
Retaliation - Up your funking ass!
Satisfaction - Funk me again!
Surprise - Well I'll be funked
Suspicion - What the funk are you doing?
Trouble - I guess I'm funked now
Also as:
A closing - yours funkingly
A poker hand - A royal funk
A political statement - Funk Clinton!
A political statement (Aussie) - Funk Pauline!
A put down - Funk off, buster!
All encompassing - Funk 'em all!
As a prediction - Well, I'll be funked!
As an acceptance - Funkin' eh!
Descriptive anatomy - He's a funkin' asshole!
Governmental affairs - Funk the IRS
Incestuous - Motherfunker
To start a relationship - Let's funk now!
To tell time - It's six-funking-thirty
And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them funking Indians come from?"
Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the funk was that?"
And last but nor least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said: "Where is all this funking water coming from?"
With all these creative uses of this special word, how can anyone be offended when you say FUNK?
Use funk in your daily speech proudly. Funk adds prestige to any conversextion. Put this colorful four letter word to work for you. Today tell someone you know "Funk you" or "Let's funk!"
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