Hello, I've been IRCing since December 1995, and since that time, I've
met so many interesting people on the IRC. Here is a list of people I know on
the IRC, and each person has a brief amusing description. By the way, my
school has banned IRC during regular hours, and allows IRC only on Monday to
Saturday, from 12:00AM to 8:00AM, and all day Sunday. You can catch me on
#movietalk on the efnet( and on the undernet sometimes), on either
Thursday or Friday at around midnight or 1:00AM, and at 7:30PM on Sunday,
Eastern time (Montreal, Quebec, Canada time). But sometimes, you may catch
me on other days doing a drive-by. My nickname is Robocop, and I hope to see
ya sometime!
Robocop's IRC Friends List (In alphabetical order)
AnneBoley
She's always makin' out with someone. At one point, she was
maikin' out with me, and I didn't even know it! :) She likes talkin' with
my bro, and she doesn't like it when people get violent on the channel,
unless if the fight is over her, hehehe... Oh yeah, give her one of
these for me if you see her on the IRC, :P~~~ Also, never ever give her an
uppercut, I repeat, NEVER!!! Or you'll regret it! :) "Get a
life."---Sliver (1993)
blueyez
Her eyes are so blue, you'd think you were looking at the
sky... :) She's a basketball trainer, and she really good friends with
Chan. She tells me that she's graduating after this semester, and I'll
miss getting email from her. :( She also sent me this weird email once,
and told me that she was drunk when she typed it. Email me if you want to
read it, LOL!!! j/k. " ... I will learn to fly."---The Basketball
Diaries (1995)
Boreal
A Bio/Chem student by day, an explosive/bomb expert by night (I know
you make explosives with the chemicals from your school lab), neato!
LOL!!! A cool gal to talk to, and a real Disney Animation fan. You can
talk to her about cartoons all day if you wanted too. Remember G.I.JOE,
Jem & Voltron? LOL!!!!!!!!!! Click
HERE to see her homepage. "... you must take your place in the circle
of life."---The Lion King (1994)
Chan
I haven't seen her since my school banned IRC, but we keep in
touch by email. She always emails me before or after her basketball
practices. She's blueyez's friend in real-life, and a great email friend
:) blueyez tells me that she's really tall, which would probably make her
a great basketball player. A great person to talk with. "I'm on
fire."---Celtic Pride (1996)
chart
I swear to God, this is Scully's twin sister. She sent me her
driver's license picture, and she looks exactly like Dana Scully. If you
don't believe me, ask Seibel23. I haven't seen her on the IRC ever since
my school banned IRC. :( , but I get email from her all the time, and
she loves the jokes I send her. Her fave movies are ones with Jim Carrey
in them. "Do NOT, go in there. WHEW!!!!!"---Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
Cold_Gin
A good friend, and he was the one who made this home-page
possible. Without his help, I wouldn't be able to write all this stuff.
Thanx!!! He likes heavy metal music, and mailing lists. Sometimes he
gets hundreds of e-mail per day! Click HERE to see his homepage.
"No way!!!"---Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1987)
DeepT
She also uses the nick LaCroix, 'cause she really digs Forever
Knight. She really likes vampire movies, her fave is The Lost Boys. But
if you ask me, I think she really is a blood-sucker. LOL!!!!! Always
sending me movie quote tests, and she's a movie buff like myself. Can you
make your movie quote tests any harder? Hehehe... A great
friend to have. "Now this is my kinda place!"---From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Devris
She's real fun to talk to, and she's really into Dungeons & Dragons.
She's always watchin' movies, and always sleeping all day & partying all
night (She's a vamp). She actually works in a grocery store like myself,
so she understands how frustrating it can be when dealing with wretched
customers, hehehe..., just give them an uppercut. "They may take our
lives, but they'll never take... our freedom!!!"---Braveheart (1995)
DocHldy
A real cool cowboy, ready for a good gunfight. He loves the movie
Tombstone, which would explain his IRC nickname. He used to be on the
efnet #xfiles, but now he hangs out on the undernet #x-files. A real nice
guy to talk with with. Click HERE to see
his homepage. "The last charge of Wyatt Earp and his immortals."---Tombstone
(1993)
dom
I've only seen her once on the IRC, but I've been getting email
from her all the time. I wish I could speak Creole better, but I can't (I
suck!) She's great to talk to, and she watches alot of movies like
myself. If you ever see her on #mauritius, tell her that Robokev says hi!
"I didn't kill my wife."---The Fugitive (1993)
dotty
She's a super Habs fan, and she loves to party until she drops.
She's a late-night IRCer like myself, and she loves joking around. She
really hates the bouncer at Annie's, and I promised her that I would kick
his ass for her. No problemo dotty, consider his butt kicked. Click HERE to see her
homepage. "...prends un autre otage."---Killing Zoe (1993)
Dweezil
My cousin, also known as Uncle Meat, and he's Sensation's bro. He really
likes John Woo & Sam Raimi flicks. Always sending me up-to-date movie
info and funny jokes. Keep sending 'em!!! I still can't believe the
amusing Apollo 13 story you told me ... LOL!!! That one's a classic.
Click HERE to see his
homepage. "Take the fucking elephant!!!"---Darkman (1990)
e-draven
Eric Draven, the killer of killers. He likes The Crow, and
The Professional. He likes flooding people and taking over channels, and
he's a great dude to talk with. I believe he's into ID4 now, check out
his new nick when you see him on the IRC. Click
HERE to see his homepage. "I like
these calm little moments before the storm."---The Professional (1994)
Enchntres
The very delightful enchantress, she's real fun to chat with,
and she really likes the jokes I send her by email. She loves country
music, IRC and ER (The coolest show on TV). I wonder if she can put a
spell on someone. Hmmm... I better not ask, maybe she'll do some black
magic and put a curse on me... hehehe...j/k! She's always going to her
friend's house to check the email I send her, wow, she's really dedicated
to her email. "The list... is life."---Schindler's List (1993)
Erinn
She's a sweet girl, until you give her the finger, then she
goes on a rampage to hunt you down until she can break your finger off.
LOL!!!!! She likes The X-Files, and ER, and is always in a talkin' kinda
mood. It's about time she put me on her homepage!!! What a
meany! (Taking so long) Hehehe... j/k. Click HERE to see
her homepage. "Don't piss me off. Pissing me off not a good thing to
do."---Only the Strong (1993)
falkirk
One of my old high school buddies. Although we don't see each
other much anymore since he moved away, I always get e-mail from him. He
likes Predator & Braveheart (that's where he got his nick from), and has
a wicked sense of humour. Loves going to the casino, and enjoys
horseracing like me. Click
HERE to see his homepage. "He's on safari. The lions, the tigers, the bears,
oh my."---Predator 2 (1990)
Ginette
This is one cool person, her IRC nickname is actually her real name!
She just got a huge big screen TV, so now she doesn't have to go to the
movies anymore, LOL!!! So, how much do you charge for admission, and do
you serve popcorn? Let's see, why don't you play the movie Robocop a few
hundred times? Hehehe... no wait, that's what I always do. And now she
has mIRC, woohoo! She has joined the club! "I think fast, I talk fast,
and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty
please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car."---Pulp Fiction (1994)
goodoll
She's a super nice person to talk to. She actually came
looking for me once on the IRC (just to say hi!), how sweet!!! I finally
found out what her nickname means, just think of goo goo dolls! She tells
me that she does water aerobics, hmmm... I wonder if she can beat me at
speed swimming. She probably can, since Robocop would have a hard time
floating, LOL!!! "... and when did you ever hear someone say, honey,
let's stay in and order some Canadian food?"---Canadian Bacon (1994)
hotsocks
A real ER fan like me, and she really hates reruns. She
enjoys dancing, and rubbing it in that I'm taking a summer course. Well,
she was really suprised when I told her that my my summer course ends
before her regular school year. HAHAHA!!! In your face! :) "Life is like
a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."---Forrest
Gump (1994)
Jade
I've never really seen her on the IRC yet, but YODA & roach tell
me that she was actually on once. I can't believe it!!! She's a great
friend (we work at the same place), and a Mortal Kombat Babe. It's too bad
that you have to twist her arm to get an e-mail reply from her. She has a
puffy dog named Molly, that looks like a puppet. Click HERE to see her homepage. "I
know too much."---Jade (1995)
JakeLo
It's Brandon Lee, Rapid Fire, Dragon, The Crow, & Eric Draven all in
one! He's darker than the bat, and he can avenge your death any day. Can
you believe he discovered IRC just recently? What took you so long? He
likes telling time travelling stories about how Jackie Chan stole some
martial art scenes from Brandon Lee. Nice try! :) "I think I had enough
police protection..."---Rapid Fire (1992)
joker^
The first IRC acquaintance that ever e-mailed me, and has never
stopped since. She's a real good friend, although she likes to use profanity
sometimes (hehehe ... you know what I'm talkin' about). She finally got a
computer for her home, now I can see her more on the IRC. "You burp,
and guys think it's adorable. You puke, and they line up to hold your
hair back."---The Truth About Cats and Dogs" (1996)
Karen
MaxCady's sister, always friendly to talk to (she won't hit you
over the head with a baseball bat). She likes watching the X-Files, and
she wants her own account, 'cause they're too many people using the
account at her home. Well, that's what she tells me. "You can't run, you
can't hide, you can't win!"---Ghost in the Machine (1993)
Kelesis
She's a real slick chick, and always great to chat with. She
loves Japanese animation, and she likes talkin' about anything. She also
likes confusing people by altering her nickname, and when you give
her a :P~~~~, she does it right back at ya. That's when you have to smack
her in the head with a gun or a trout or something, hehehe...
Click HERE to see her homepage.
"... and I am a life-form, that was born in a sea of
information."---Ghost in the Shell (1996)
Lila
Also known as Gentil (it's part of her middle name), but call her Lila,
it's such a cool name! I actually thought she spoke french because her
nickname (Gentil means Nice in French). She loves ER (I know you like
Carter), and she's studying to be a child life specialist. A cool person
to talk to, and always hanging out on #*ER* (don't forget the asterisks)
to look for me. What a pal!!!!! "What kind of fucked up tour is
this?"---The Rock (1996)
MaxCady
Mr. DeNiro himself, always quoting from his movies. He's
either hitting someone over the head with a baseball bat, or trying to
intimidate someone with some Cady talk. He tries to op me on #roxette,
but the bot keeps de-oping me. Oh well, thanx anyways! Watch out, if you
make him mad, he'll stalk ya, and throw rocks at your head. Just uppercut
him, he likes it. Click HERE to see his homepage.
"Maybe I'm the big bad wolf."---Cape Fear (1992)
McClane
One of my good friends in real-life, and he loves Quentin
Tarantino movies. He also likes the Die Hard films (as you can clearly
see by his choice of nickname). He likes making fun of Chet (you know who
I'm talkin' about McClane), and likes watching The Simpsons, ER and The
X-Files. Click HERE to
see his homepage. "McClane, you showed some balls out there!"---Die Hard
2: Die Harder (1990)
PePsImAx
She is a real F*R*I*E*N*D*S freak! She started hanging out
at #centralperk with my bro (they practically invented that channel),
then some freaks took control of it. That's a real shame. I guess her
fave character on Friends is Phoebe, 'cause I've seen her use that nick
sometimes. She's a real funny gal, for example, I remember her
selling David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson at the low price of $2. What a
bargain! Click HERE to
see her homepage. "I need me gold!"---Leprechaun (1993)
Pingui
She's my bro's partner, so she says. Also a Lieutenant
(LtJGMeg from JAG), and she's real fun to chat with. She and LtCdrRabb
started the irc channel #JAG, and they're always talkin' about that show.
I've only seen the show once, but don't tell any of them that, or they'd
kill me. I hear that she's also a Penguin fanatic, which would kinda
explain the nickname. "You didn't invite me, so I crashed!"---Batman
Returns (1992)
Punisher7
He's on a mission, to punish all those who are wretched. LOL!!!!! He
works with me, and whenever we get the chance, we make fun of as many wretches
as we can (fellow employees & customers). A cool guy to talk with, and he
really likes going to the casino (like every week!!!!!). From now on, you
should address him as either Casinoman or Mr. Horseracing, hehehe...
Click HERE to see his
homepage. "Tell me one of those jokes now bitch."---Bad Boys (1995)
Rain
The computer expert who helped me hook up my alcor account to
Netscape. Thanx man!!! Oh yeah, I'll eventually try Wing Commander 3
someday, I promise! He watches Entertainment Tonight all the time (that's
all he talks about), and he's really into computers (Mr. Netscape this,
Mr. Netscape that). It's too bad I have to nag him to get his butt onto
the IRC. "I am God HERE!"---The Lawnmower Man (1992)
RhinoMan
A cool guy to talk with, he hangs out at #area51. I always
wondered what his nick meant, and my bro told me it had to do with
bowling. He says that he is the "King of Assholes", so when you see him,
you have to bow before him, and worship his royal pain in the ass.
LOL!!!!! "...I'll kick your ass so far up that you'll have to lift your
shirt to take a shit!"---Greedy (1994)
roach
He's a real funny guy, 'cause he's always makin' funny comments
about 2 people at work, LOL!!!!! "Whale hunting"... hehehe. He finally
learnt how to send e-mail (it's about time!), and he loves the jokes I
send him. He also likes kicking YODA off the channel for some reason, and
always gets kicked off by YODA after he does it. Click
HERE to see his homepage. "He's laughing at
us."---Seven (1995)
Roth
Also known as Bommer, he's a real cool dude to chat with, and he's a
friend of Punisher7 in real-life. It ssems like he's always having
problems connecting to a server, or he's always split from everyone
else on the IRC. What's up with that? Wretched servers. He also punishes the
wretched, and he enjoys partying & playing baseball. "Yes they deserve to
die, and I hope they burn in hell!"---A Time to Kill (1996)
RubyRain
Can you believe it? Someone who actually has the exact same hobbies as
I do. She likes rollerblading, tennis, Roxette, movies & Japanese
animation. Cool!!! What are you doing Ruby, copying me? Hehehe... Yeah,
yeah it's all MY fault you're on all those channels. Don't go
trainspotting or you'll end up in a shallow grave. A very fun person to
talk to. Click HERE to see her
homepage. "Mess with the best, die like the rest."---Hackers (1995)
Seibel23
She is so cool!!! The inventer of the cyberhug,
{{{{{{{{{Seibel23}}}}}}}}}. I miss getting e-mail from her though.
Send me some e-mail!!! :) She loves hockey (Vancouver is her fave team,
and I presume Linden is her fave player, since she uses the nick Linden16
sometimes). Elle sait parler Francais tres bien. She's also a movie
freak like myself. "You know, if she were president, she'd be
Babeabraham Lincoln."---Wayne's World (1992)
Sensation
My cousin!!! She knows so much movie trivia, and it seems
that she really enjoys watching movies like I do. We have to start the
Chris Mulkey fan club!!! Or better yet, the Chris Mulkey homepage!!!
LOL!!!!! She now spends a lot of her time on the undernet #x-files, but
she does come up onto the efnet sometimes to look for me. Thanx FWAK!!! A
real James Cameron & X-Files fan. Click HERE to see
her homepage."Stay with me if you want to live."---Terminator 2:
Judgment Day (1991)
she-beast
She really is a beast!!! She really likes using people,
she's a blackmailer, and when she calls you on the phone, she stalls
forever. Hehehe... j/k! I used to work with her, but she was smart and
got out. For some reason, it seems like she insults people on purpose so
she can be kicked off the channel. Click
HERE to see her homepage. "I'm the magicman."---Strange Days (1995)
Shampoo
She has the coolest way of greeting someone on the IRC. I
love it! She likes drinking Shampagne, and likes poking people with her
indestructible chopsticks. But I keep telling her that I'm made of
tittanium steel, and cannot be dented. Click HERE to see her homepage.
"KANEDA!!!!!"---Akira (1989)
SilvrBlue
She's the queen of #roxette, and she likes ER,The Simpsons,
and Star Trek: Voyager. She always makes me laugh, and a great IRC friend. She
always pinging me when I don't respond, so I ping her right back. Click
HERE to see her
homepage. "I don't need to be lectured by you. I was off saving the
galaxy while your grandfather was still in diapers."---Star Trek
Generations (1994)
Smyle
I know she told me that she uses the nickname Smile all the
time, but when I saw her on the IRC, she was using this nick, so too
bad!!! :) She likes rubbing it in that she gets to stay home and do her
exams, Smyle, you lucky sonuva... j/k! She's always bragging about her
tan too. "Who are those kids? Rejects from hell?"---Dangerous Minds (1995)
SpookyFox
He's my bro!!! He likes changing his nick a lot. You may
see him on as LtCdrRabb, CplHicks or Harm. He likes watching The
X-Files (that may explain his nick) and JAG, and he really helped me
with IRC and other computer related stuff. Thanx bro, I'll buy you
another gun! Don't ever mess with him, or he'll whip out the ATTITUDE,
and you don't want to be around when that happens, hehehe... Click HERE to his
see his homepage. "It's as if the lights dimmed ... just for
him."---Desperado (1995)
Squidgie
Her royal Squidgieness, I always refer to her as Squidge.
She's real fun to chat with, and she enjoys trashin' the bots on #xfiles
whenever she gets the chance. She's always telling me to say hi to my bro
for her, and I always think to myself, why doesn't she do it herself,
that lazy... hehehe... j/k!!! Click HERE to see her
homepage. "The whole world's coming to an end..."---Natural Born
Killers (1994)
TaZGuy
A real cool dude. He likes slasher/thriller/mystery & comedy
flicks, and he has a bot on both the efnet & undernet #movietalk. He put me on
his bot's op list, and therefore, I am grateful to him. Thanx!!!
Click HERE to see his
homepage. "Nothing in the world more important than family."---The Tie
That Binds (1995)
TheTruth
She's always getting kicked off #jag by Harm for always putting to
many !!!!!!!! Wow, she's trying to do better than me, that's my job! A
great friend to chat with, and always willing to get kicked because she
likes it so much, LOL!!!!! Click HERE to see her homepage.
"You can't handle the truth!"---A Few Good Men (1992)
TinyE
It's Tiny Elvis, from the Saturday Night Live sketch. I bet she
thought I wouldn't be able to guess where she got her nickname from.
Always in the library studying for her final exams. She watches a lot of
TV when she gets the chance (The X-Files, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, ER,
etc.), and she hates Mr. Smelly (you know who I'm talkin' about TinyE!).
"We're the flying Elvises!"---Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)
Trystt
She's my fave Blockbuster kinda girl!!! She's a great person
to talk to, always sending me jokes by e-mail (Love 'em!), and always
joking around. She is a SUPER movie buff like myself, she LOVES watching
movies!!! She doesn't exactly like the same genre of films that I do,
but we can always talk about movies. A real Friends & Simpsons fan. She's a
former kickboxer, so don't make her mad, hehehe..., and she's always
flirting with people. "Talk hard!!!"---Pump Up the Volume (1990)
Ulysses
He likes causing trouble on #xfiles, like by de-oping
everyone and taking over the channel. I don't blame him, 'cause that
channel's wretched now. He knows a lot about homepages, and he has this
weird obssession with urine, ... hehehe. He's a cool guy to talk to.
Click HERE to see
his homepage. "... my mind is going. I can feel it..."---2001: A Space
Odyssey (1968)
Wage
A nice guy to talk to, and he owns Sid6-7 & Sheila3-2 on #area51. Him,
xPaNDuRx and my bro started this URHQ to fight the forces of evil, and to
eliminate any wretched element that got in their way (all the wretches on
#xfiles). Click
HERE to see his homepage. "Why
don't you come out from under that rock of yours and bend over so I can drive
this dump-truck up your ass?"---Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995)
Xdot_
She's a non-stop chatter-box. She won't stop typing!!! She's
really fun to talk to, and she was one of the 1st people to start hanging
out on #xfiles. Then, the freaks took over, and she wasn't even oped
anymore. If you ever ask her about that IRC channel, she'd say: "#xfiles
IS wretched!!!" Now she hangs out at #jag & #area51. I don't blame her, I
think that #xfiles is rotten to the core also, that's why I don't hang out
there anymore also. Oh yeah, she's real nosey too. :P hehehe... Click HERE to see her
homepage. "If I EVER see you here again... you die."---Carlito's Way (1993)
X-Fish
I think she really is a fish! She also uses the nick FishX,
but I like calling her Fishy. She spends a lot of time on the IRC
(efnet & undernet), and her fave show is The X-Files. She actually
thought that my bro and I were the same person, until I emailed her,
and gave her the straight facts. Click HERE to see her
homepage. "I never believed in anything before, but I do believe in
Camelot"---First Knight (1995)
xPaNDuRx
He used to be known as PaNDuR, but he wanted to make it
harder for people to spell his nick by adding the two extra x's, hehehe...
SpookyFox's army buddy, ready to wage war, and always armed to the
teeth. A real nice guy to talk with. Click HERE to
see his homepage. "I'm giving the orders from now on."---Universal Soldier
(1992)
YODA
He is the Jedi Master. He likes trashin' Alcor as much as I do,
and he works at the same place as I do. He really likes Star Trek
Voyager, and he has his own home theater in his basement. Refer to him as
Mr. Surround-Sound. A co-worker and a really good friend, and don't mess
with him, or he'll use the force to snap your neck like a twig. Click HERE to see his homepage. "May
the force be with you."---Star Wars (1977)
If I somehow excluded you from this list, it's because I DON'T LIKE YOU!.
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