An FAQ for people just visiting for the first time - While reading this FAQ please remember the following acts are prohibited:
-- Spitting at the computer monitor
-- Cussing in a foreign language
-- Acting in a needlessly conservative manner
We'll now get on with it:
Q1:Who are you?
People call me Sinistral, people I know well call me Sini for short. Basicly I'm a very liberal person that feels the need to blabber his views all over his webpage. My real name I do not reveal to many people, just my first name Sean is enough if you really must know.
My E-mail adress is [email protected] and I am a regular visitor, for the most part, of Turn Left Interactive including the chat-room and disscussion boards.
Q2:What's in this place?
My page has four places with themes to visit. There's my rants-list, in which you'll find many political commentaries. There's my poem list, where every once in a while I poke fun at a certain figure through verse. There's my list-list, which is basicly a list of lists and a list of links, and don't forget my small section devoted to internet debate. And finally, my Holy Crap! rants, which is a section devoted entirely to religious issues.
Q3:Where's the bathroom?
Down the hall, make a right turn, and then go through to second door to your left.
Q4:Why does some of what you write sound a bit goofy?
I try to keep quite a bit of what I write interesting with a bit of humor here and there. I'm no professional humorist but I feel personally that I do an alright job.
Q5:Why the name "Sinistral"?
When I, at first, decided to find a name to be known by on the web, I wanted something that I felt reflected me well. No, I'm not left-handed, but though that is mentioned in the dictionary as a definition of "Sinistral" there is another that states simply:Of, from, or pertaining to the left. That's where I got the name. Plus it just sounds cool.
Q6:Why are you Liberal?
It's a long thing I may or may not get into in the future. How I feel politically, I suppose, has been and still is influenced by a large number of things that'd take forever to state accurately.
I geuss it's just the way I've felt deep inside for so long. I've always been a tree-hugging, peacenik, feminazi nut! :)
But, in any case, perhaps I'll write something on just that later.
Q7-A:What's your eye color?
Mostly white. If I get tired it can get bloodshot and that adds red to it.
Q7-B:No, no, no, I mean the iris part of the eye.
Oh! Blue.
Q8:Why the boring one-color background? Can't you get something super-flashy with swirling colors and dancing elfin baton-twirlers in the rain stuffed with animated pictures of skulls laughing to make the page more eye-appealing?
Believe it or not, I like the normal background. Allot of what's on this page is based on writings, so I usually don't need to flower it with crazy animations and backgrounds. I do like a picture here and there, and add them to writings where I feel they're appropriate.
Q9:What if I think that you are an evil communist flag-burning ass and should be killed on sight?
Then you shouldn't stay here, it's not healthy for you. Try Here for something more your style.
Q10:Will you link me?
Well, I'm not really asked that increadibly often but if I think it's appropriate for either of my link pages I'll be more than happy to...
Q11:Who's that happy looking guy on your front page?
That's Reverend C. Don't worry, he's not that dangerous or anything.
Q12:Should I sign your geustbook?
Yes. It's on the front page.
Q13:Is this the end of the FAQ?
Yep. Sure is.
Sinistral, 1997