Plot:
We see a disclaimer claiming everything in this movie is true.
At the Uneeda Medical Supply warehouse, Frank is showing the new guy Freddy around how to fill orders. Freddy is shown where the fresh cadavers are
kept.
The victims, I mean, Freddy�s friends are wanting to party. But, they don�t have the brain cells to find a place to go. Tina, the wholesome girl, is waiting for
her boyfriend Freddy to get off of work.
Have you ever seen a better group of movie victims?
In interest of getting the names of the victims straight. From left to right, Chuck, Casey the New Wave Chick, Trash the death gothy chick, Scum the
Mohawk boy, Tina the wholesome, and Spider the nephew of Ken Foree.
Back at the warehouse, Freddy thumbing through a medical supply catalog asks Frank what is the weirdest thing he�s ever seen. Frank starts saying Night
of the Living Dead was based on an actual incident. And, Romero had to make up the ending to keep from getting sued. The real story was a chemical spill in
a morgue reanimated the corpses. The Army hushed it up. Due to a mistake some of the bodies were sent to Uneeda warehouse.
Freddy gets awfully jumpy after hearing this. Frank offers to show him the corpses. They go into the basement. After Freddy looks in a tank that holds one of
the corpses, Frank beats the side of the tank that starts leaking. Frank and Freddy both inhale the fumes.
The corpse in the canister melts. The fumes from the tank get into the ventilation system, reanimating the cadaver in the deep freeze.
Elsewhere, a military officer has been searching for the missing canisters for years.
The victims along with the ultra facially-pierced Suicide drive up to pink up Freddy. Well, they decide to kill some time in nearby Resurrection Cemetery. This
will be entitled mistake number 1. They break into the run-down graveyard.
Freddy and Frank wake up to find the melted corpse in the canister. They are both coughing. Hearing a dog bark, they investigate to find a dog split in half still
barking. Frank immediately begins beating it. The cadaver in the deep freeze is pounding on the door.
How do we get Michael Jackson's bleaching agent off?
Our intrepid soon to be working stiffs are really disturbed by this. They can�t call the cops, decide to call Burt instead.
In the cemetery, we are about to have the most famous scene from the movie. Trash is fantasizing about death. The worst way to die for her would to be
stripped and devoured by a group of old men. Well, Linnea Quigley gets all hot and bothered and rips her clothes to start dancing around the graveyard.
Burt arrives at the warehouse, chewing the workers out. They have to destroy all the bodies. But, how do you kill the dead? They remember from Night
of the Living Dead to destroy the brain. Frank is to let the cadaver out of the deep freeze. He does. Burt manages to pin the cadaver to the floor. But, it is
still twitching. Burt cuts the head off. The body staggers around. But, Frank, Freddy, and Burt manage to hog-tie the body. Burt realizes the body must be
completely destroyed. Burt checks if Ernie is working late at the crematorium.
Back in the cemetery, the extremely naked Trash is practically dry-humping Suicide. He apparently is interested in making the beast with 2 backs in a
graveyard.
In the funeral home, Ernie is finishing up a body. Burt pops in, has a big favor for him. Frank and Freddy bring in bags of �rabid weasels.� Ernie thinks the
weasels should be put to sleep. Burt insists they should be incinerated. Ernie thinks that is too cruel. They show Ernie a severed arm that is still moving. Burt
tells Ernie the story.
In the cemetery, everyone is waiting for Freddy. Tina goes over to the supply warehouse to find him. But, inside, she can�t find a soul.
Ernie wants to know what�s in it for him for doing the cremation. He agrees to burn the bodies. Frank and Freddy are looking awfully sick. The bodies have
been burnt into ashes. The smoke drifts into the clouds. It begins to rain. The Victims run out of the cemetery, while the rain soaks into the ground.
Tina is still looking around the warehouse. The victims are in the car that won�t start.
The incineration continues as the rain seeps into the coffins.
Burt thinks everything is fine. Frank and Freddy are very sick. They tell the canister leaked gas which they inhaled. Frank rushes outside but is dragged
back inside. Ernie calls an ambulance for them.
The first zombies begin crawling out of their graves.
Tina heads into the basement. Looking in the canisters, a zombie begins chasing her.
The victims head to the warehouse. As Tina is screaming for help, the victims run to her aid. Suicide is promptly eaten. The rest of the victims manage to
escape the basement.
The ambulance arrives at the funeral home. They begin checking Frank and Freddy�s vital signs or lack thereof. They have no blood pressure, pulse and
body temperature is room temperature.
The victims are barring the basement door. The victims have no idea who to call for help. They get the bright idea to go to the mortuary where Freddy is. The
quickest way is through the cemetery. As 80s rock music summons skeletons and zombies from their graves, the victims split up. The very naked and wet Trash
has her nightmare fulfilled.
The paramedics explain Frank and Freddy are clinically dead but can�t be. Pounding on the door, Burt lets Tina, Mohawk and Spider inside.
The zombies chase after Casey and Chuck who make it back to the supply warehouse.
The paramedics go to get stretchers. Hearing noises, they ignore them until it�s too late. The zombies promptly devour them.
Victims tell Burt and Ernie about the zombies. I hadn�t realized Burt and Ernie until now. Rubber ducky, you�re the one�
The zombies are trying to break into the warehouse.
The Victims try escaping with Burt and the rest. Tina is finally reunited with Freddy. Ernie checks on the paramedics and barely escapes a zombie midget! This
movie officially has everything now.
They get back inside the mortuary and secure the windows and doors. The phones are dead so they can�t contact the police. Burt has to finally mention the
chemical that has reanimated the corpse. Ernie finally realizes that Freddy and Frank are undergoing rigor mortis. Another ambulance pulls up outside and is
swarmed by the living dead.
While trying to barricade a window, Scum the Mohawk by is eaten. They capture a zombie for Ernie to study. Apparently, the dead need to eat brains to ease
the pain of death, feeling themselves rot. Spider, Burt, and Ernie can�t kill the zombies but burn the captured zombie to ashes.
The naked zombie Trash emerges. A Homeless guy sees a naked Linnea Quigley walk up to him. And he is promptly devoured in a bad way�
Police are being swamped with calls.
Chuck and Casey are still trapped in the warehouse.
Burt wants to lock Frank and Freddy up when they turn into flesh eating zombies. They�ll be locked in the chapel. Tina will stand by her man. I don�t think
Tammy Wynette would stand by a guy turning into a zombie.
The police pull up to the mortuary, see the ambulances. They find a dead paramedic when the zombies overwhelm them.
Burt, Ernie, and Spider are debating about what to do.
Frank and Freddy are going through their death-throws. Freddy suddenly wants to eat Tina�s brain. Ernie, Burt, and Spider rescue Tina. Freddy is disfigured
when some acid is thrown on his face.
Freddy is still trying to get them. The plan is to get one of the police cars. But, Ernie has broken his foot. Burt and Spider will get a police car to get Ernie
and Tina. Well, Burt and Spider get to the car, when Burt decides to go for help instead.
There are too many zombies. Burt and Spider get to the warehouse and find Chuck and Casey.
Freddy is rampaging through the mortuary. Ernie and Tina get into the attic.
Frank starts the incinerator to cremate himself to prevent himself from killing anyone.
Police cars pull up around the cemetery. They are lured in and eaten by the zombies.
In the warehouse, Burt remembers the phone in the basement.
Ernie and Tina are cowering in the attic as the blinded Freddy keeps searching for them. Ernie readies his gun.
Burt manages to knock the head off the zombie in the basement. Burt tries calling the police. But, zombies are overrunning the police barricade. Burt calls the
phone number on the side of the canister which is patched to Colonel Glover. He talks with Burt hearing the story so far. After getting off the phone, Glover calls
the President, informing him that Louisville, Kentucky is swamped.
Burt tells the Victims the military has a contingency plan for the zombies.
A military officer receives a call and confirmation code. The coordinates and trajectory are plotted.
Burt hears something.
Freddy is breaking into the attic.
We see a mushroom cloud rise. Apparently, only 20 square blocks have been destroyed. The rain is taking care of the fires.
Colonel Glover thinks everything will be ok. The President is to visit Louisville tomorrow.
In the cemetery, more zombies rise from the ground.
