Side Order of Ninjas

   Index  -  Reviews  -  Rants  -  Links
Latest Reviews


Top 5 Reviews

Mr. Wong, Detective (1938)


Cast:

Boris "It's Frankenstein!!!" Karloff is Mr. Wong
Grant Withers is Captain Sam Street
Maxine Jennings is Myra Ross, Dayton's Secretary
Evelyn Brent is Olga Petroff/Countess Dubois/Sophie Dome


What the box says:

Mr. Wong is visited by an industrialist, Simon Dayton, who fears for his life. When Dayton is found murdered, Wong investigates the killing. Two more murders are discovered, and Wong uncovers an international spy ring that is hoping to steal the formula for a poisonous gas being developed by Simon Dayton's company.


Plot:

In San Francisco, at a dock, a ship is unloading. A guy is skulking about the crates.

Dude tells one of his goons where the stuff is. They must stop the ship. They call a woman who will do it.

Simon Dayton stops by the house of the famous detective, Mr. Wong. Dayton explains how his life is in danger and that he has been troubled in the past few months: break-ins, forged letters, strange occurrences, etc�

Wong will take the case and inspect the letter in the morning. As he escorts Dayton out, he saves him from being kidnapped by someone in car.

The next morning, Dayton goes to his office. His 2 business partners want a death clause signed whoever dies their business rights revert to the surviving partners. Dayton signs the contract thought doesn�t like it. He is in too deep.

After his partners leave, he waits for Wong to arrive. Carl Roemer, an inventor, storms in and threatens Dayton for stealing the formula and not making him a partner. As Carl is dragged away, Dayton calls the police about Roemer�s outburst.

The police arrive. The secretary discovers that Dayton�s office door is locked. They find Dayton dead on the floor. Immediately, the police suspect Carl.

Wong arrives as the police investigate the scene. Dayton died of a heart attack. Wong discovers some small glass fragments.

Wong heads to a lab to conduct an experiment. He tries to recreate the size and structure of the fragments. The pieces are a sphere and has a duplicate forged.

A psychiatrist interrogates Carl.

Captain Street mentions to Wong how sure he is of Carl waving a gun around caused Dayton�s heart attack. They see from the autopsy that Dayton died of poison gas. Suddenly, Captain Street leaps on the notion that Carl planted the sphere.

The secretary and the office manager are questioned by the police. Wong tries to uncover if Dayton had a set daily schedule for certain activities.

Dayton�s partners, Meitzer and Willis, are questioned about the death rider on the contract.

No one seems to know a thing about the sphere.

Elsewhere, Hat Guy chews out his lackeys: Olga and guy. They need the formula off the boat and will use one of Dayton�s partners.

Wong inspects Dayton�s stolen car and finds another clue. He and Captain Street go to check Carl�s house.

Carl�s wife desperately wants her husband back. Street and Wong search Carl�s lab. Wong can�t find any sand that might indicate glass manufacture.

At Wong�s house, he is conducting an experiment to break a glass sphere. No musical instruments seem to work.


Frankenstein plays a clarinet...

Who knew a ukelele could shatter glass? Tiny Tim knew....
However, the screech of a parrot is quite effective.

Later, Wong pays a visit to one of Dayton�s partners. However, the visit is cut short when the Countess Dubois and Baron Von Krantz. Wong stays and has some small chit-chat with the nobility.

Russell delivers some papers to Willis who gets a letter from Carl warning him to stay in the study and call the police. He locks himself in the study and calls the police.

The police head to Willis�s home. They find the study door locked and find the dead guy inside. Captain Street begins his interrogate everyone present plan. Wong finds more glass. Street is more convinced that Carl was behind it after finding the letter.

Street grills Carl and pulls out everything but the rubber hose. Carl won�t talk. Street even tries the good cop routine.

Elsewhere, Wong gets some files easier than he should.

Carl continues to receive the third degree. The police even threaten to charge his wife.

The witnesses from Willis�s house are released.

Wong is searching in a dark room and leaves, unaware that guy spotted him.

Carl is still being questioned.

Myra, Dayton�s secretary and Street�s girlfriend, convinces him to let Carl�s wife be released.

The ship is being loaded.

Countess calls Dude and reports that Willis is dead. Wong and Meitzer are the loose ends that need to be tied up. Wong will be taken care of tonight�

Russell takes a letter from Dayton�s office and is caught by Wong.

After all this rough interrogating, Carl reveals that he overhead Meitzer plot to kill Dayton.

Street readies his men and takes Wong along.

Storming, when they reach Meitzer�s house, they find him dead. Wong finds more broken glass. Apparently, Meitzer killed himself to escape having to go to jail.

Street will have Carl released. Wong asks that Carl be brought to his house. Myra will tag along to see Wong question someone preferably more politeness than rubber hose boyfriend.

The Baron, Countess, and Dude catch Wong. They question him who explains about Dayton. They need the formula and apparently think Wong has it. Wong gets a glass sphere and accidentally breaks it. He tells them how deadly the poison and how insidiously it kills a person. The villain freak out and make a break for it only to have Wong get the drop on them.

Street arrives with Carl.

Wong explains about the countess and the crimes, etc�

Wong is unsure how Meitzer was able to break the sphere. Apparently, sound waves are used. Meitzer accidentally set it off. Wong wants Carl to help him. A siren will break the sphere. Each of the victims called the police who arrive. The police sirens broke the spheres.

The great and glorious Captain Street knew it was Carl all along.

Street and Myra fuss.

Everyone leaves, and Wong is able to enjoy some piece.


What I say:

The way, no one noticed any clues but Wong is almost Scooby-Dooian. If only a tight-sweatered and short skirted Velma would say �Jinkies� by this point, we could almost have a Mystery Machine moment. Any vision of Velma is a far more interesting than Mr. Wong Detective. Sorry, a few pictures of Linda Cardenilli can distract me... I can say that with no shame...

Part of the problem is the first few minutes throws so many characters around which are hard to identify who they are later in the movie. I'm sure some of the characters names were changed between scenes. Maybe the audio was just too bad. That could explain the difference between Wilks andWillis. It doesn't help that several characters have multiple aliases, too.

I know Boris Karloff isn't the first pick you could think of for an Oriental detective. Peter Lorre also got in the same type of role as Wong, Mr. Moto, or Charlie Chaplin. However, Boris had already played Fu Manchu with Myrna Loy as his nympho daughter in Mask of Fu Manchu by this point. That has nothing to do with the movie, but a good point of useless trivia...Back in the 30s and 40s, it wasn't uncommon for caucasians to act in blackface (minstrel shows) or as other ethnic groups. Nowadays, it is a different story. The internet can almost draw a lynch mob for learning that in X-Men, Wolverine, a Canadian, would be portrayed by some Australian guy, no one had ever heard of at that point...

Mr Wong was a series made to compete with Charlie Chan. While, I can't say for sure if Charlie Chan was that sterotypical. Most reviews seem to definitely lean that way. Boris Karloff's Mr. Wong seems more like Sherlock Holmes although in his inscrutable way. Remove a couple references to Chinese food and Karloff's Wong could have even been English, etc...(Yes, Karloff was English to head off any irate emails...)

The police captain had to be included just to make Wong seem that much more intelligent. Granted, the captain wasn't as bright as a slow 7 year old. Worse than the captain being slow, he also rants off and becomes the odious comedic sidekick...These movies always fall into that trap. Sherlock's Inspector Lestrade never seemd to be such an odius sidekick. Because, normally, that role was reserved for Dr. Watson.

Any complaints about any $1 DVDs are allowed if the movie doesn't play or if the second movie on the disc seems to be missing. Several flipper movies have fallen into that category lately. I wanted 2 Gamera movies not one!!!! Well, back to this week's review...

Ever see a mystery that when it solves the original case it opens up so many more cans of worms about everything else that happened? That seems to happen on every episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. A lot of this movie was that way. In fact, a few days after watching it, I'm not sure of who killed who for what reason. That isn't really a good thing. A good mystery will draw you back to watch it again to see if you could pick up on things you missed before.



2 1/2 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"I'm just convinced that someone is out to get me."
"They're the only glass blowers I know that use that much manganese."
"I told you they'd find out the little guy was insane."
"Olga, you can be very clever when you're not careless."
"I know you know it."
"I don't want this story gummed up!"


Morals of the Story

Dropping on your friends consists of literally dropping onto their balcony.
No police officer is half as intelligent as a private detective.
Ukeles can break glass.
Cops can order people to stay home.




Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1