James Wampa Biography
                                  MISSION CODENAME: THE PLASTIC WORLD RESCUE

PRE-MISSION ANALYSIS OF THE SITUATION:  The Clown has taken over The Plastic World, home to The Army Men.  I am sending 00 Agent James Wampa to the world with the goals of rescuing as many Army Men as possible and eliminating The Clown's presence on the planet. 

MISSION OBJECTIVES:  *Fly to The Plastic World
                                         *Rescue as many Army Men as possible
                                         *Eliminate The Clown's presence on The Plastic World

POST-MISSION DEBRIEFING:  James Wampa flew to The Plastic World on his Glider, created and given to him by Q Branch.  Then he supposedly found out that the world was under the control of a Hutt.  He went to the Blobba the Hutt's palace and almost completely destroyed it.  After he "borrowed" a large bobsled from Blobba, he used it to rescue all of the Army Men that he could see.  He brought them back to Coruscant, along with the bobsled.  He didn't eliminate The Clown's presence on The Plastic World, but now I see that that task is beyond any individual.  It is going to take much more to defeat The Clown than a shaggy 00 Agent that is in great need of a shower. 

FINAL NOTES:  This mission's official name is "The Plastic Liberation"

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Head of R-I6

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