Entry 100-B65
Hairy Four-Legs
I'll never forget the day I met Hairy Four-Legs. I was on my Metalfinger mission. I guess some lower agent in R-I6 was shot outside Hairy's lair, so they sent me to investigate. I managed to find Hairy's main computer and found some information on Metalfinger. While I was looking, Hairy Four-Legs, 20,000 pounds of fat and fur, approached me. He was dangerous but had a lack of concentration. He couldn't exactly get out what he wanted to say. He mixed constant bits of snorty laughing in with his speech. I could tell that he was extremely dangerous. He finally called for his guards to get me. Since I didn't have the heavy weaponry I would need to at least knock him down, I ran to his personal parking garage and "borrowed" his red convertible. His own vehicle helped me escape from his men. Sometimes I wonder if I've seen the last of Hairy Four-Legs, but with the Clown War going on, I have bigger enemies to worry about . . . |
