The Army Men could have been a successful SGF film. It wasn't. Sam and Greg kept accidently pushing the record button when they weren't supposed to. It really messed up the movie. The Army Men took place on The Plastic World, later seen in Attack of the Clowns Episode 1: The Alliance. The Green and Tan Armies were fighting near a construction site in The Real World. The Tan General, Plastro, escaped the wrath of the Green Army by floating through a portal in his boat. He arrived at the Yellow Army's HQ. The Yellow's were allied with the Tans. The Yellow Leader, Reggie, showed Plastro his new bodyguard: Buzz Lightyear, who was incredibly tall compared to the Army Men. Buzz was created from a frog put into a freezer. Sarge, the hero of the movie and a sergeant in the Green Army, saw the entire process. Sarge returned to tell the Green's leader, Colonel Grimm, about the situation. He did so, and the Greens went to try to stop Plastro and his bodyguard. The Greens and Tans had a large battle in a Barbie house that the Tans took over. The Greens rescued the Barbie hostages and got rid of the Tan presence in the Barbie house. Back at Green HQ the Tans came and kidnapped Colonal Grimm during Sarge's debriefing. This began a wild helicopter chase between Sarge and the Tans. Sarge crashed and was surrounded by Tans in a giant kitchen. He was forced to watch Colonel Grimm get pushed into a cup. The faucet was turned on. When the cup got filled he was to be put into the freezer and frozen alive. Sarge called in the Greens to help and a large battle was just about to begin when Greg and Sam started recording when they didn't mean to. This completely messed up the battle that they were filming, and in the end they decided that it wasn't worth it to film the entire battle again. They used the tape for a new movie. The film titled The Army Men now no longer exists, but as more people read this information it will expand into the minds of many and never be forgotten . . . right? |
