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| SUPER EWOK |
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| Super Ewok is recognized as one of, if not the most popular, funny, and interesting characters ever to be created by SGF. Who couldn't love a cute, cuddly little teddy bear creature who carries a lightsaber, makes funny noises, and could cut off your head in a second? That is unless you stop him in time, which wouldn't be |
| all that hard when you think about it. You see, despite his looks and charm, his brain isn't quite as big as you'd think, and stopping this half-whitted creature would be more than easy. His intelligence is quite low.. |
| Super Ewok first appeared way back in the beginning of SGF's existence. His first debut was in The Battle, SGF's 2nd movie. His appearance didn't last long. On Endor The ewoks were being tormented by the Imperials for no odd reason, so Super Ewok came to the rescue. He appeared on a high cliff, and then flashed around to different spots until he was standing face-to-face with SGF's Darth Vader, an asthma-distrought leader who occasionally looses his head. Super Ewok drew his lightsaber in attempt to fight Darth Vader, but his hopes fell short as next he jumped at Vader and died instantly by landing on his lightsaber. Vader coughed his head off and the ewoks stole it, and that set up the rest of the movie. Later, Super Ewok came back to life with his "super powers" and was about to save the day, when a podracer that absolutely nothing to do with the movie came out of nowhere and flew by quickly hitting Super Ewok, and then flying away, leaving the poor guy to die again. Since then Super Ewok has become the "Kenny" of our movies, appearing in a number of later films and dying over and over in them. |
| He has become so famous lately that he has gotten to star in his own film, "Super Ewok", a 10-minute side project for SGF, created by one member for editing and special effects tests and experiments. It did its job, and can now be seen sitting on one of the two shelves in either Sam or Greg's household, or "THE VAULT" collecting dust until someone picks it up and decides to watch it. And don't worry, We'll get some clips or maybe even the whole thing on this site soon if we haven't already. |
| So there you have it-- everything you didn't know or didn't want to know about Super Ewok, one of the small people who do big things, and make it a pleasure to film with SGF. Super Ewok, just keep doing your thing. We'll all be watching you. And don't ever quit, (sobbing) you mean so much to (sob sob sob) us.!!! (more sobbing) |
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