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Ah yes.... the lovely Raab can keep
you amused for hours with the things he says. Here's some of his best
quotes...
Raab singing in the shower in Haggard
has to easily be one of the funniest things, and the look on his face that
split second you see him in his car is priceless!
"See
I told you he hated me.."
[Talking about Valo in Haggard. Doesn't really sound that funny now but
watch the movie and you'll see]
"He told me to leave you
Falcone"
[Once again doesn't really sound that funny but go watch Haggard]
"How about
drinkin' to get shit done?"
[Raab talking about being an alcoholic. Making of Haggard]
"You like the
tittie shots?" Bam
"Yeah"
"You wanna see them again?" Bam
*gives Bam a 'Do you think I'm an idiot' look* "Yeah!"
[Making of Haggard. Just makes me larf it does]
"Valo can I have
a sip of your chardonnay at the speakeasy?"
[Haggard. Raab interrupting Valo when he's trying to
explain to Falcone about breaking into Glaurens house]
"Can we go to
the Phillies Game?"
[Haggard. Raab interrupting Valo
again]
"How many x-lax's did you eat?"
Jess
"18!"
"How many does it say on the box?" Jess
"It says eat 2! Eat 2 daily at the most,
and I ate 18 of 'em!"
[CKY3. Or was it 2k. I can't remember. Either way it was after eating 18 of
'em and taking a running shit. Lovely]
"Key
Key wouldn't know what to do in the time squaaaew"
[CKY4. Basically everything he says about Key Key cracks me up, but this is
one of my faves]
"See if she likes bacon waaahhh"
[CKY4. The breakfast at Bouvres skit]
"This is Raab Himself and he gets paid to get drunk
and be slapped in the face"
[Ok not really a Raab quote but it was about Raab and anything said about
Raab is damn good in my books]
"Hi I'm jackass and your watching Raab Himself"
[After being knocked out, following an attack by Rake. Jackass]
"I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete fucking idiot."
[Just before the budgie wedgie. Jackass: The Movie]
"Hot Dog
Gymnastics"
[Jackass. You gotta watch it to understand how funny it really is when he
says it]
*More when I can be bothered to think
of them*
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