Name:
Chris Raab
Nick Name:
Raab Himself. Why Raab Himself? "Because
it's fucking Raab
Himself man c'mon.
Raab in person doesn't
have the same ring to it, hence Raab
Himself."
Date of Birth:
21st of May 1980
Star sign:
Gemini.
Gemini men are quite interesting actually. Does this sound like Raab?
Gemini men you see, are fatally attractive. Whether a friend or a lover a
Gemini man is irresistible. And what's more, he knows it. The best way to
attract a Gemini man is to ignore him. If you're at a party, pretend he's
invisible, and he'll scoot over to your side in two ticks. He will have
noticed everything around him, but most of all he'll have noticed you, not
noticing him. However, your problems are about to begin, because he'll chat
you up as you've never been chatted up before. The trouble is that he'll
chat you up even if he doesn't fancy you. He's frightened that his fatal
powers of attraction are fading, and will keep testing them out. But they
rarely, if ever, fail. He can't shake off his need for variety, and if his
partner can't supply it, he'll look for it elsewhere. Often, even if he is
fantastically faithful, he'll still flirt like a well, like a Gemini.
Most Gemini dads are made, not born. Gemini is the sign of communication,
but the Mercurial man finds it complicated and confusing to communicate with
a bawling baby. He will twitch away until the new addition to the family
starts speaking. That, for a Gemini man, is when the fun begins. The
Mercurial dad will play with his kids until the cows come home. His kids
will love him for it, though, because he'll behave like their big brother,
rather than their dad. After all. every Gemini man is really a child at
heart no matter what year is written on his birth certificate. Gemini's have
a very low boredom threshold, and you'll soon know if you've made them cross
it. Most have a very fast way of talking, and may even start to stammer when
excited.
*Anyway I'm rambling here, read on*
Lives:
Glen Mills, PA. Last seen living in Bam Margeras basement. I think
he still lives there when not at school
School:
Currently at Shippensburg University. I believe he may have
graduated now though. He was kicked out of East High School for shitting on
lockers (If you want to act like a Japanese tourist and take photos of said
lockers they are
"right in the middle of the B wing, it was spread out
all over like on 10 different lockers." Ask cKy.)
and then went to, and I quote from Jess, "Church
Farm in Frazer with all
the other crazy kids - that shit was like pre-jail
or something"
Family:
Well... he has a mother and a father I'm guessing. I think he has a brother
called Jay but I could be talking out my ass here.
Marital Status:
Single as far as I know. Was briefly 'married' to a Russian mail order bride
for an episode of Viva La Bam. However it was all just a stunt made up by
Mr. Margera, the woman was a Russian actress.
Current State:
Drunk
Shoe Size:
US size 10, which is 9 and a half UK *nods*
Tattoos:
Raab has a tattoo on the back of his leg that he drew up one day, and
just went out and got it tattooed. According to Bam he totally regrets it.
Car:
In
2002 he had a 1970 Cadillac coupe. I don't know if
he still has it and I don't know if that's even a car. I know fuck about
cars so I could be making it up for all I know.
Clothing:
"He usually just buys
a plain white t-shirt, writes GNAR KILL on it then puts duct tape over
whatever stains get on his shirt. So after about a
week or so he probably spilled beer on his shirt about 10 times so he has 10
pieces of duct tape" Told by Jess Margera. I wouldn't
know fuck about any of these random stories if it wasn't for Jess, Ask cKy
and KEYWORD SEARCH. Use it.
A totally random story that made me laugh:
"The day Raab did the
shit while running at full speed thing and ate 18 ex-laxes, he went to 15
north, brought this blondie back to my house and got on her in me and
Bams guest room hahahah and he said he left the
room every 20 minutes to go tear up the bathroom but he told her he was
getting another beer or something and she believed him."
Told by Jess Margera
Another totally random story that made me laugh:
"One time Raab didn't wash his hair for 2
months, and he still got on hot girls. Raab's
Cadillac just caught on fire the other day and his clothes in the backseat
got burned up, but he just said fuck it and rocked
his burnt up clothes to the bar. He smelled like a
campfire! Raab fucking rules, end of story."
Once again told by Jess Margera.
See no matter if Raabs shit everyone, doesn't wash and smells like a
campfire you'd still fuck him. Don't deny it!
How did it all start?
The entire CKY crew
have all known each other for a long time and have
have been filming and recording together since they
were young. Raab, Bam Margera,
Ryan Dunn,
Jess Margera etc. have been filming skits since
1992. That was
roughly 11 years ago and they are still going.
Raabs been in all CKY movies (CKY, CKY2K, CKY3, CKY4) and had a part in
Haggard. He was also in Jackass. He can now be seen in Viva La Bam, a
reality show on Bam Margera, which is currently airing on MTV in the US.
Hopefully should be in the UK by February 2004.
