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MADAME SIMONA WELLINGTON'S PRODUCTS
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You have finally arrived to the BEST product page in the whole internet! Here you will find information about Madame Simona's Patented and Registered Book and Simona 3000 Oven™both products brought to you by Maradan•Ghouse Appliances! Madame Simona WELCOMES you to a whole new world of FUTURISTIC patented cooking. Cook like the pros, cook like the Martians, cook like extraterrestrials, cook like futuristic creatures, cook like a pirate! Anything but the chefs from nowadays who are totally unhip! If you arrived to this page directly from the web please be advised that you missed the Recipes page and we would like you to start your journey there. To find out more about Madame's products, please read on! |
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WELCOME TO A NEW WORLD OF FUTURISTIC
COOKING!
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| ®Maradan•Ghouse
Simona 3000™ Features: •Patented inside out cooking system. •Clock that tells you the time of 3000 worlds! •Will practically do the work for you! •Cooks at 3000 degrees! •Bell that alerts you when your food is ready! •Integrated brain that thinks about the best way to cook your food! •Will call your friends if you have a party! •Patented "Madame Simona™" System will cook food as if Madame Simona had made it! •Will NOT burn your food (unless you want it to)! •Display thermometer will tell you the temperature inside while it is cooking! •Cooks your food to perfection, broil, bake, etc. |
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| Perhaps
this is
the best cooking product of the Millennium and
counting! Madame is so confident that this product meets
futuristic
standards that she is willing to give you a ONE THOUSAND (1000) year
warranty!!! Yes that is RIGHT! This wonderful oven will cook your foods better than any oven, better than any stove, better than any microwave, better than anything! With the ®Maradan•Ghouse Simona 3000™ Anyone IS A CHEF! You don't need 300 years of culinary school studies like Madame has gone through (hence the fact she is starting to show her age). Keep reading to find out how to order and the warranty information. There are also several surprises that will definitely make you smile so DON'T touch that mouse for now! |
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| MADAME SIMONA'S FUTURISTIC WAY TO COOK! |
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1001 Madame Simona's Delicious Recipes (The Book) Hello again my wonderful friends! Now we are going to learn a little about Madame Simona's Cooking Book. NO NEED to ever consult another cooking cook, you can start throwing your old cooking books out, YOU REALLY DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE! Features: •2000 pages of nothing but delicious recipes and illustrations. •Book Includes a PICTURE of Madame Simona and her famous Simona 3000™ Oven on the front!!! •Comprehensive Guide on where to get Imported Products! There are currently 50 places where you can get your products not available in Marada. •Did you know that if you can't find an ingredient in Marada you can always go to NEOPETS and buy it there? Imported! •1001 Recipes with illustrations! •Fake Certificate Of Culinary School - Amuse your friends! Your cooking will be SO DELICIOUS they wont be able to tell! |
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are PROUD to say that Madame Simona's Futuristic Cooking Book is
all that you will ever need to save money and cook healthy for your
whole family. Madame Simona is so confident that this is the last
book that you will
ever need she is willing to give you a 100 dukka coin if you're not
satisfied with your purchase! Book comes ready for the
®Maradan•Ghouse Simona 3000™ it will tell you exactly how to cook
your food with the oven and they just go great together (don't you
think?). |
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BOTH TODAY!... |
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•®Maradan•Ghouse Simona 3000™ •©1001 Madame Simona™ Delicious Recipe Book |
A NEVER BEFORE
OFFERED "Certificate
Of
Authenticity" that will tell you that "THAT'S YOUR OVEN AND YOUR BOOK!"
You can show it to a BURGLAR when he brakes into your home and the
burglar will soon realize he is in trouble with Madame Simona so he
will leave the Oven and the Book UNTOUCHED and will take everything
else away! |
You can order both
the Oven and
the Book at a Special ONCE in a LIFETIME offer of ONLY: 20 EASY CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS OF 1000 DUKKA COINS!!!! WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!! |
| ORDER
TODAY BY CALLING: ##1-800-MADAMESIMONAWELLINGTON |
And it will
go right to your home within 48 hours guaranteed! |
| PLEASE - Don't forget to Visit our TESTIMONIALS page you just have to see the testimonials of many people and marapets who have used the Madame Simona Book and Oven and COULDN'T imagine their lives without it! |
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