MADAME SIMONA'S TESTIMONIALS

TESTIMONIALS PAGE

Testimonials are from those people who's life changed after they encountered the ®Maradan•Ghouse Simona 3000™Oven and the 1001 Madame Simona's Delicious Recipes Book. It also includes their earnings and savings they have encountered by using the Simona™ products!

Before I adquired the ®Simona 3000™Oven and the 1001 Madame Simona's Delicious Recipes Book I was a nobody. I was a bum walking in the streets without a life. I had NEVER cooked anything in my life. I was doomed, I started to weight less than a mouse. My mom couldn't stand the sight of me, she'd open the door and shout "I can't believe that's my son out there!"

Then one day while I was delivering some pizza; it happened. The pizza chef told me to take over the business for a day cause he had chicken-pox, then I stuffed my pockets with all the pizza money.

Oh I forgot, he already had the Simona Oven there so I took off with it and the book. Lucky he didn't have the Certificate Of Authenticity otherwise he would have recovered them!

I sold it to some rich folk in the street and I made 1000 dukka coins. Now I am rich!

Name: Steve Surten
Alias: Ground Coffee
From: 103 Undying Woods Lane, Marada
Age: 22

"The ®Maradan•Ghouse Simona 3000™Oven and the 1001 Madame Simona's Delicious Recipes Book saved my life"

Name: Frauke Wardon
From: 545 Lush Lake Drive, Marada
Age: 32

"I saved 200 dukkas by cooking in my home with the ®Maradan•
Ghouse Simona 3000™Oven!"

I am a mother of three children. I was a crummy cook and my kids hated me. Sometimes they would flee the house just to escape my cooking. I was depressed. Nothing I ever cooked made them happy. My husband would take off for weeks he said he couldn't stand the food! I felt like a loser.

One day I was looking for tools to help me cook and I found this page. I so happened to have gathered Twenty 1000 dukkas in the last 10 years. I was so desperate I was willing to spend my life savings if I had to, to make my family like my cooking. So I ordered the ®Simona 3000™Oven and the 1001 Madame Simona's Delicious Recipes Book and right away the kids were wondering what that was. It took months to convince them but I was finally able to convince them to try my food. I promised them that if they didn't like it I would never feed them again. They were delighted to hear that.

Well, I cooked in the oven and they liked it!!! I am no longer depressed!!!
My husband never came back thou :-/

Name: Smuggler
From: 215 Dukka Town Road, Marada
Age: ?

Hey dudes, I got this gadget when my wife hit me with the rolling pin on the head. She said she couldn't take it anymore. The pirate life, smuggling, and selling had taken away the peace in my home and I was always late to dinner. She didn't feel appreciated, she felt I was neglecting her. Now that she has the Simona 3000 Oven she is having lots of fun with it and throwing parties all the time, so she doesn't even notice when I am gone anymore. Sometimes I even get home and there's no food for me at all, because the guests have eaten everything in sight! That's much less food going to waste. Bad thing about it is that I have gone from 188 to 145 lbs in maybe about a week. But looking in the bright side how many people out there wish they could lose a pound and they can't. So I feel very fortunate!

"I saved 1000 dukkas by cooking with the ®Maradan• Ghouse Simona 3000™Oven!"

Name: Captain Hackett
From: The Golden Dubloon, Krawk Isle, Neopia
Age: ?

Argggh! Its hard keeping customers happy with so many things to cook at The Golden Dubloon. I used to cook with just a plain old oven before. Customers flooding the Golden Dubloon in packs and I couldn't keep up with the demand. It wasn't long before I was saying phrases like "This scurvy dog" or "This Nasty Scallywag!" or "Shiver me timbers!" and my least favorite "You Bilge-sucking Varmints!". But one day I was looking for the best of the best cooking products and picked up a "Good Kitchen Housekeeping Magazine" and there it was, a picture of none other than the beautiful Madame Simona Wellington and the Madame Simona 3000 Oven.

I knew I had to try anything once and so I ordered by converting and exchanging my doubloons with some nice guy from Dukka Town called "Smuggler" or something like that. He told me to give him One Hundred 100 Dubloons Coins, what a bargain! I was half way done! All I needed to do was submit the credit card payments which were a breeze after the conversion!

"I made 100 Dubloons in the first 2 minutes by cooking with the ®Maradan•
Ghouse Simona 3000™Oven!"

Name: Eugene Krabs
From: Krusty Krab, Bikini Bottom, USA
Age: ?

Arggghhhh! Tis was a picture from the day I went to see Mrs. Puff! Of all the wonderful things, she has got to be the best! From the day I saw her first, I knew that this gal would squeeze my pockets dry with just her presence! So I decided to look for ways to make the Krusty Krab more proffitable. Anything to make Mrs. Puff HAPPY. I made a search in Google and right away I came accross the Madame Simona 3000. I read the testimonials and right away I SAW MONEY!!!! Money being made by those who ordered! I have to say that my life has gotten much easier and NOW I can afford to spend 100,000 a night in my beautiful bundle of happiness Mrs. Puff, she is adorable and definietly worth it! Now Spongebob doesn't have to go spend all me money, I do it myself for the love of Mrs. Puff!

"I made 1,000,000 dollars by cooking with the ®Maradan•Ghouse Simona 3000™Oven!"

If you are lost and you don't know how in the world
you got to this page then you can go to..... Huh...
Nevermind! -_- Just go here: Madame Simona

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