SRR Morrahe`VnuChapter Forty-Two: Return of the Je--err.. The Tal`Shair Agent
[One of the less malfunctional Holodecks]

Vyynd dove in and out of some terrain, and unleashed a few shots at some enemies. He continued training team tactics to several of the crew members, whom were taking quite well to the TAG defense force idea. In the middle of a heated melee he found his surroundings warping rapidly. "I'm growing rather..." he looked around at the old templish interior, and glared at the numerous aliens about him, "...tired.....of.....this?" Strangely enough, he didn't recognize any of the species, save for one of the females he was training dressed in an odd outfit chained to a chair, next to a huge, disgusting pile or lard.

Even more shocked, the lard blob spoke in some strange dialect, "Hoo hoo hoo, de wanna yon bagga!" Followed by a chorus of yelling from the spectators around the area.

Vyynd raised an eyebrow, "jabba? what in the elements is a jabba? Sounds like a coffee brand....." turning the rihan tried to walk up the steps, only to be stopped by a green spikey being, "Oota Goota Solo?"

tr'Khaine's patience, if there was such a thing, was gone. "I'll oota goota you!!!" He elbowed the thing in the 'face' and heaved it at the giant blob, running over he cut loose the female rihan ops officer that was captive.

"Au ok?" The woman nodded, grabbed a pistol off of vyynd's belt and vaporized the giant creature.

"I'll take that as a yes.....hehe, let's get out of this place..." he took her hand and lunged up the steps, kicking over a few aliens on his way, "*Why* do i have the feeling D'Tarik had some sort of part in the programming of this...." He ran out, cutting the legs out from unders some giant brain-spider thing...and ran out, the view of a blistering desert not very welcoming to the pair.

Wide-eyed, Vyynd looked out upon the view of the corridor. The team he had been training were all lying outside the holodeck, he and the girl looked at each other then down at the sand still around there feet. "That's it...no more alcohol for me for a while...." he laughed, closed the holodeck doors, and worked at reviving the team.

[A short while later, in Vyynd's quarters]

tr'Khaine had brushed the sand out of his shoes and clothing, and was now enjoying the warmth of a nice shower....then the power died and the lights went out in his bathroom.

"Great..." he tripped to get out of the shower, scrounging for a battery powered light he probably didn't have in his bathroom.

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