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Rincewind is the worst wizard on the discworld. He can�t do any spells, and he is a huge coward. His strategy is to run away from anyone threatening him. This usually causes him to end up in worse troubles than he started. He is an excellent linguist and can scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. He is usually accompanied by The Luggage - a homicidal travel chest that walks around on hundreds of little legs. Rincewind managed to visit most parts of the disc (usually at high speed), and save the world several times on the way. He is now resting at the Unseen University with the title of Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography. He thinks of any time of peace a temporary state that�ll be replaced by excitement soon. |
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I can't sleep tonight |
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Everybody saying everything's all right |
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Still I can't close my eyes |
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I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights |
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Sunny days |
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Where have you gone? |
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I get the strangest feeling you belong |
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Why does it always rain on me? |
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Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? |
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Why does it always rain on me? |
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Even when the sun is shining |
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I can't avoid the lightning |
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I can't stand myself |
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I'm being held up by invisible men |
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Still life on a shelf when |
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I got my mind on something else |
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Sunny days |
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Where have you gone? |
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I get the strangest feeling you belong |
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Why does it always rain on me? |
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Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? |
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Why does it always rain on me? |
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Even when the sun is shining |
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I can't avoid the lightning |
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Oh, where did the blue skies go? |
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And why is it raining so? |
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It's so cold |
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I can't sleep tonight |
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Everybody saying everything's all right |
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Still I can't close my eyes |
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I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights |
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Sunny days |
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Where have you gone? |
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I get the strangest feeling you belong |
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Why does it always rain on me? |
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Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? |
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Why does it always rain on me? |
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Even when the sun is shining |
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I can't avoid the lightning |
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Oh, where did the blue skies go? |
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And why is it raining so? |
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It's so cold |
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Why does it always rain on me? |
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Why does it always rain� |
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Rincewind the Wizzard |
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Rincewind appears in the following books: |
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Rincewind gets two themes - the first is Why Does It Always Rain On Me by Travis: |
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The second theme is I Saved The World Today by Eurythmics: |
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Monday finds you like a bomb |
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It's been left ticking there too long |
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You're bleeding |
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Some days there's nothing left to learn |
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From the point of no return |
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You're leaving |
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Hey hey I saved the world today |
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Everybody's happy now |
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The bad things gone away |
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And everybody happy now |
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The good thing's here to stay |
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Please let it stay |
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There's a millions mouths to feed |
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But I've got everything I need |
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I'm breathing |
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And there hurting thing inside |
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But I've got everything to hide |
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I'm grieving |
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Hey hey I saved the world today |
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Everybody's happy now |
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The bad things gone away |
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And everybody happy now |
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The good thing's here to stay |
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Please let it stay |
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Doo doo doo doo doo the good thing |
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Hey hey I saved the world today |
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Everybody's happy now |
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The bad things gone away |
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And everybody happy now |
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The good thing's here to stay |
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Please let it stay |
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Everybody's happy now |
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