Mrs. Rosemary Palm

Mrs. Palm is the leader of the seamstresses� guild. She is a practical smart woman that has to contend with the more unpleasant element of Ankh-Morpork society - the upper class. There is not much more to say about her except the fact that she, Queen Molly of the Beggars� guild, Mrs. Manger of the Launders� guild, and Miss Dixie Voom of the Exotic Dancers guild are the only women on the council of Ankh-Morpork.

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me

I think they're O.K.

If they don't give me proper credit

I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead

But they can't see the light, that's right

'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash

Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are

Chorus:

Living in a material world

And I am a material girl

You know that we are living in a material world

And I am a material girl

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance

That's all right with me

If they can't raise my interest then I

Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but

I don't let them play

Only boys who save their pennies

Make my rainy day, 'cause they are

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Living in a material world [material]

Living in a material world

(repeat)

Boys may come and boys may go

And that's all right you see

Experience has made me rich

And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's

(chorus)

A material, a material, a material, a material world

Living in a material world [material]

Living in a material world

(repeat and fade)