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Corporal Nobby Nobbs is the only human who has to carry a paper proving he is human. He is a corporal in the Ankh-Morpork City watch, and may be seen across Ankh-Morpork with Sergeant Colon wherever a door was left unlocked. Nobby has a criminal mind, and will nick anything that isn�t tied down given the chance. Lately he has been in touch with his feminine side, and has developed an attraction to wearing women�s clothes. |
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Cruised into a bar on the shore |
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Her picture graced the grime on the door |
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She a long lost love at first bite |
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Baby maybe you're wrong but you know it's all right |
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That's right |
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Backstage we're having the time |
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Of our lives until somebody say |
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Forgive me if I seem out of line |
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Then she whipped out her gun |
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Tried to blow me away |
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Dude look like a lady |
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Dude look like a lady |
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Dude look like a lady |
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Dude look like a lady |
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So never judge a book by its cover |
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Or who you gonna love by your lover |
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Love put me wise to her love in disguise |
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She had the body of a Venus |
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Lord imagine my surprise |
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Dude look like a lady |
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Dude look like a lady |
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Dude look like a lady |
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Dude look like a lady |
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Baby let me follow you down |
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Let me take a peek dear |
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Baby let me follow you down |
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Do me, do me, do me, all night |
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Baby let me follow you down |
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Turn the other cheek dear |
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Baby let me follow you down |
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Do me, do me, do me, sue me |
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What a funky lady |
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She like it like it like it like that |
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He was a lady |
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C. W. St J. Nobbs |
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Nobby appears in the following books: |
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Nobby�s theme is Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith: |