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New Pages24/11/02The Page That Turns You into a Cabbage has been invisibly yet profoundly internally restructured in such a way that some bookmarks may no longer work. In the process, a new page has been added. Cabbage Collectibles showcases all the pointless cabbage-themed merchandise I could find on the web and where to buy it from. So, if you're looking for that perfect gift, have a look at the (rather small) range of buttons, patches, crockery etc. Also, the Cabbage Gallery has been expanded to include quite a number of cabbage-themed art works from around the world, including sculptures, capets and items of clothing. Cabbage Alliance Goes Bye01/04/99As of today, the Cabbage Alliance is no more. For more information, see the Alliance Page. Cabbage Alliance Appears in French Magazine10/05/98The Cabbage Alliance appeared in an article in a weekly French magazine by the name of "Micro Hebdo", (I hope that is not a bad translation). A big thank you to Alkibiade, our first French cabbage, for letting me know. Que la force soit avec les choux! Cabbage Updates Die01/12/97The mailing list which used to be responsible for sending out cabbage updates has been declared officially dead, and Habbage is still in the process of finding another mailing list which will allow the Cabbage Alliance to use it for Cabbage Updates. Cabbage Survey Announced01/12/97The results of the long-running cabbage survey were announced today, revealing cabbages' favourite and least favourite sections of The Page That Turns You into a Cabbage. The most popular section was the Cabbage Converter while the least popular turned out to be the Cabbage Information section. See how the other sections rated at the Survey Results Center. Thanks a lot to everyone who filled out the cabbage survey. New Cabbage Anthem20/10/97The Cabbage Alliance now has an official anthem! Listen to, download sheet music for, or sing along with our new song composed especially for the Alliance by Ruth Barton. |
Test Now on Application Form01/09/97There is now a simple test on the Long Distance and regular cabbage converters. Cabbages wishing to join the Alliance will have to answer one of two simple questions about the Cabbage Alliance to be eligible to join. Cabbage Alliance Appears on Aussie TV Show01/09/97The Page That Turns You into a Cabbage has an Australian television show, Recovery to thank for the huge influx in Cabbage Alliance members this month. Apparently they reviewed The Page That Turns You into a Cabbage on the internet section of their show a few weeks ago. Due to the publicity, the Alliance now has about 80 new Australian cabbages members! G'day to all of you!
Slugs Defeated!Yes, you read right! Thanks to the fearless efforts of the Cabbage Berzerkers, the Giant Slug Brigade appears to have been defeated for the present at least. Read about how this was accomplished on the Slug Warning Page.News on Slug Brigade08/07/97The Giant Slug Brigade, it seems, is still on the warpath. The evil group of cabbage-eaters were spotted planning an attack on the Cabbage Alliance by member Casey Cabbage on 01/07/97. Fortunately the brave Alliance member kept calm and managed to escape unnoticed. Casey Cabbage has now accepted a dangerous and daring mission to infiltrate the Giant Slug Brigade and find out their secrets. Reports will be relayed to Habbage and published on the Slug Warning Page. It is as yet unknown whether these particular slugs are susceptible to the slug-cabbigifying formula, Slugs, Begone! The Alliance wishes Casey Cabbage good luck and success in this mission. An attack on the slug brigade is to be carried out by Captain Cabbage and the new militant branch of the Cabbage Alliance, the Cabbage Berzerkers. Slug Brigade Attacks Innocent Cabbages!16/03/97Recently a group of cabbages who were setting up a sub-group of the Cabbage Alliance were brutally attacked by the Giant Slug Brigade, a previously unknown enemy to cabbages world-wide. Luckily a repellent for these dangerous monsters has been discovered in the form of "Slugs, Begone!". This substance will, on ingestion, turn a slug into a peaceful cabbage. Any sightings or information on the Slug Brigade would very much appreciated by the Cabbage Alliance. Motto for Cabbage Alliance!The Cabbage Alliance now has its own motto! "Power to the Cabbages (of the World)" was kindly thought of and donated by member, Cabata Cabbage. |
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