Recent Happenings

11th August 1998 - The Slug Brigade have been defeated by the combined efforts of The Cabbage Berzerkers and The Veggie Squad! Using Iodisers loaded with Slugs Begone salt, the two groups infiltrated the slug's headquarters once again and its members dissipated around the world. But, for how long?

31st July - Casey the Cabbage sent pleas for help to the Cabbage Berzerkers.

Erik the Purple,
So far, five other cabbages have been caught.  That makes six of us!  
Try and hurry, they have already stated their evil plans to turn us 
into cabbage eating slugs!!  We can only hold out a little longer

- Casey The Cabbage

We have been moved to a highly slug populated area near Old Faithful in 
Yellow Stone park.  Please hurry - one of us can't..... be ... saved
he is already......a...... slug.. AACK the rest of us will ICK try to 
hold........ on to our Cabbage ........lives

HAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER WITHSTAND THIS POTION YOU FOOL GIVE UP NOW!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Circumstances mean we must act now.
I have escaped the Slug Brigade prison with The Veggie Squad 
and am ready to attack.
Armed with the new slugs-be-gone salt we shall defeat the 
Slug Brigade for good.
I suggest Habbage coordinates the attack from the Cabbage HQ 
while Casey and Erik with The Cabbage Berzerkers help me and 
the Veggie Squad attack.

Yours in battle
Captain Cabbage

HABbage!!!!!!! I have terrible news!!! I couldn't email you cuz it would 
be too late!!  I can't talk for very long. Luckily I used my handy 
Cabbage communicator.   Anyway, the Slugs have planned beyond what we 
thought they were capable of!!  I can see them coming in from the 
distance from my Garden Quarters.  They are moving into our territory 
and into the Cabbage Alliance.  I know you may not believe me cuz slugs 
are so slow, but you have to warn everyone quick! And I mean quick! 
They should reach the Cabbage Alliance at approximately 1900, 7:00 eastern 
time TODAY!!!!  That would be Noon New Zealand time!!! 
We gotta clear out or something and I gotta save 
my-`#!$ self!!!!!!!! Ah...$#...hhh!!!!

-Gabby Cabbage

• Berzerker Beta AKA Johnny Cabbage
• Berzerker Gamma AKA Merp
• Berzerker Delta AKA LeafGirl
• Berzerker V AKA Gabby Cabbage
• Berzerker VI AKA Chester

Together this group of fearless cabbages will defend the Cabbage Alliance against the evil slugs.

Oh mighty Cabbage, I ask for permission to save our Cabbages behind enemy
lines. I have begun work on the iodizer, a top secret weapon of mass
destruction for slug kind, but I have began to recruit brave Cabbages
that want to defend the Alliance. 
Each will be issued an iodizer with which to defend themselves. 
The name of the force will be the CABBAGE BERZERKERS. We need 
brave cabbages to join up ASAP, I will begin contact missions 
to CAPTAIN CABBAGE and CASEY CABBAGE. I will transmit new plans
for their own iodizers, if it's not already too late {perish the thought}

Now cabbages are suppose to be kind and gentle, but we need a force to
protect us. So to all cabbages that are willing to join me and fight back,
begin training hard (we except no wilted leaf Cabbages, we need strong
leaves) So get out in the sun and build some leafs brothers and sisters,
more plans to come.

Thank you for considering me worthy to help oh Mighty Cabbage.

POWER TO THE CABBAGES AND TO THE ALLIANCE
WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS

-ERIK THE PURPLE 

Yesterday I looked over some of the slug's mail 
(not email) there was some funny stuff in that pile 
of mail. ;).
The slug that's supposed to watch me (he doesn't do that 
much though) has a girlfriend named Cindy Slug, 
she sent him a picture of herself and yuk she was 
UGLY.  Other letters were bills but the last letter was 
a letter from a CABBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
The name was kinda hard to read but it said:


Dear Captain of the slugs,
There is an impostor in the Brigade.

It went on explaining about ME, so I'm not going 
to the brigade today.
 
Casey the Cabbage

It's true I heard the slug's plan while I was walking down the 
street.  They said that one of them will join the Cabbage Alliance,  
and pretend to be a cabbage, so they can figure out any stuff in 
the Cabbage Alliance.  Then when they know all they need 
to know, pow!  They attack. :(     

-Casey the Cabbage

I'm in the brigade - I was accepted!  I wore a disguise this 
time, it was a good thing I did too, cuz the slug that 
interviewed me was wearing glasses!  He asked me 
strange slug questions I didn't understand very well, 
but I could make out some of the words and answer 
enough right to be accepted in :).


 The Recent News About The Slug Brigade
They have already started rebuilding the lab there, and they're 
working VERY fast.  At the rate they're working they'll be done 
in at least only one week!
I found the antidote in the stupid fort like place.  I wrote it 
down but was caught!  I had to think quick,  I told the slug
that I was copying it down for the leader, and was to burn 
the WHOLE book after I was finished, well... there's good 
news and there's bad news.  The good news  is I successfully 
burnt the book after copying the antidote,  the bad 
news is they DID catch me.  I got in trouble and am stuck 
under strict supervision; I still can listen to plans and write
it down in my note pad :) but it will be harder.
Gotta go I'm on the slug's computer and he's coming back,

-Casey the Cabbage
     

P.S. the only reason he let me alone is cuz I'm strapped to a chair :)

I was at the capitol of the slug brigade today. They looked right at me 
and said are you a new member?  I wasn't even in a disguise!  I was as 
my own cabbage self!  So I quickly said "ya I am", and they let me in 
I'm beginning to think that this mission won't be that dangerous after all 
:).


                            Slug News


1. They THINK that one of the REAL slug members stole the poor cabbages.

2. I stole the recipe for their cabbage killing missile, so they have to 
start over.  That should stall them to a later date.

3. Their lab set on fire today, so it'll be a long time before they can 
start research on their cabbage killing missile.

The slugs have been working on a missile which, when launched, 
will make cabbages go bad (as in rotten).  I have saved the poor 
cabbages that were cabbagenapped for experiments.  I have 
been working on an antidote.  I am very close to helping 
these poor cabbages.

I hate slugs!   Yesterday my brother (Mr. Purple) was in my backyard 
and was threatened by a slug!  I almost decided to use my research 
in bombs and make one that would kill all slugs world wide (only slugs).  
But I decided not to.  I found more info on the upcoming attack.
It will be sometime in August but I have no official date from them.
I'll snoop some more today and see if I can learn anything more out.

-Casey the Cabbage