�stick figures beating the crap out of each other and defying the laws of physics with their kung-fu.�
Tremors
�yokels insult each other while hiding on a giant rock from a predatory earthworm�
Triplets of Belleville
�c�est tres bien.�
Tron
�breathtaking and original visuals.�
Troy (2004)
�it�s sobering to see a movie that knows that Trojans and Spartans all burn the same.�
TV Party
�calling it a political party is being generous�
The Truth About Charlie
�Thandie Newton gives a splendid performance.�
2046
�did she ever love me?�
28 Days Later... and 28 Weeks Later
�experiment in digital fairytale�
The 25th Hour
�study of regret, sin, and the craving for redemption.�
Two Weeks Notice
�we�re entertained by the loosely-plotted bickering of these two caricatures of selfless activism and selfish ambition�
UHF
�cheerfully absurd�movie and television parodies.�
Undertow (2004)
�an unabashed Southern Gothic�
The Upside of Anger
�the word �upside� not followed by �your head.��
The Usual Suspects
�admirers practically worship it�
U-Turn
�guilty pleasure of watching a car crash.�
�composed entirely of existing serial killer elements...put in a slightly different order�
The Tao of Steve
�follows the traditional path of romantic comedies, only it's so much smarter�
Tarnation
�a collection of incidents and moods, not a narrative film�a pouch of smudged snapshots that start to talk.�
Team America: World Police
�offending everyone is the chic way to offend no one�
Tea with Mussolini
�Fascists�can spread across Europe like a plague and send millions off to death camps but they�re powerless in the face of daffy old ladies in big hats.�
The Terminal (2004)
�Kafka meets Mr. Bean�
The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day
�ka-boom!�
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
�your levity is good�
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
�all-out attack on the senses�
The Thing (1982)
�do you believe any of this voodoo bullshit?�
Thirteen (2003)
�who said you could go into my room?!?�
Thirteen Conversations About One Thing
�four or five interlocking stories�each is its own modern fable.�
Thirteen Ghosts
�scared people trapped in a big house, yelling at each other to alternately run or shut up or, dumbest of all, split up�
300
�screaming excess and excessive screaming�
Tim Burton�s Corpse Bride
�death as the ultimate arranged marriage�
Time Bandits
�a plucky boy�s adventures�through time, and a spoof of children�s movies.�
The Time Machine (2002)
�mostly running around, smashing things�climaxes with the same fistfight as a dozen other movies.�
Titan A.E.
�does the clunky story distract too much from the images?�
Titanic (1997)
�If anyone could explore the hubris and flawed pride of creating this giant boat, it ought to be [James] Cameron, but instead he gives us the boring romance of two superficial people.�
Titanica
�would still be entertaining even if not viewed in the IMAX format.�
To Catch a Thief (1955)
�diamond encrusted cleavage�
To Have and Have Not (1944)
�I want to know what you have to do on a French island to earn the nickname Frenchie.�
Top Gun
�I want some butts!�
Touching the Void
�mountain climbers are insane.�
Tough Guys Don�t Dance
�Oh God! Oh man!�
Training Day
�glossy, mainstream Hollywood cop movie�ultimate strength is the power of its lead actors.�