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| Spy Kids �has the energy, sense of humor, and good nature that is missing from so many grown-up action movies, which are merely content with technique.� Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams �like a long episode of an afternoon cartoon.� Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over �sloppy and awkward.� Stardust Memories �more an intriguing exercise in style than groundbreaking character development or making any particular point.� Star Trek: The First Six Movies �the most h87u#&m,.a(n� Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace �a jolly adventure through an improbable cosmos� Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones �in many places just dull..more like an explanation than an adventure.� Star Wars Episode II: The IMAX Experience �shorter� Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith �it�s a volcanic moon�you�ll be safe there!� The Stepford Wives (1975) �the husbands of Stepford...exhibit a complete lack of imagination when it comes to playing God.� The Stepford Wives (2004) �explores not only Stepford wives, but Stepford husbands, Stepford towns, even a whole Stepford culture.� Superman Returns �airbrushed� Super Size Me �after watching [director] Spurlock put away 40 oz of soda every day, Jared seems like Francis of Assisi� Sweet Sweetback's Baad Assss Song �powered and driven by indignation� Switchblade Sisters �It�s no fun to see without your friends because then there�s no one to hear your clever comments.� Sylvia (2003) �haven�t I seen this movie before?� Syriana �Traffic II: This Time It�s Oil� |
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| The Sacrifice (1986) �If I could bring the mystical experience back into the world, then it wouldn�t be a mystical experience� The Saddest Music in the World �No one beats the Siamese when it comes to dignity, cats, or twins.� Saraband (2003) �creates the internal personal universe of a novel� Satantango �my film-snob status is now unassailable� Scarface (1983) �The World Is Yours� School of Rock �tedious, predictable affair� The Score �the machine works well, all the way to the end.� The Scorpion King �exists on a plane of brainless goofiness where everyone would much rather beat your face in than listen to your explanation.� Seabiscuit (2003) �pleasant, accessible parable about the Great Depression� Seconds �the implications of the fantastic gimmick are more important than the mechanics of the gimmick itself.� Serenity (2005) �flesh-eating space cannibals� Seven (Se7en) �killer�s motivation is not to commit evil but�to present a moral lesson.� The Seven Samurai �damn right� Shanghai Knights �the better a movie�s serious parts are, the funnier the jokes about it will be� Shrek �debunk[s] fairytales by sneaking in modern humor and irony.� Sideways (2004) �the best dram-edy of 2004.� Sin City �maze of chronologies and massive piles of plotting...gives us the sense of an inescapable nightmare...in a twisted timewarp� Signs �excruciating suspense�infinitely more terrifying by showing us almost nothing at all.� Sisters (1973) �so you want a good guilty pleasure?� Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow �a goldmine of pulp imagery� Smoke (1995) �about how valuable our spoken-of, unseen, and possibly untrue lives are to us.� Solaris (1972) �the unknown vs. man�s insatiable hunger for knowledge.� Solaris (2002) �the memories he�s been carrying�seem inaccurate now that they have come to life.� Something�s Gotta Give �what are Diane and Jack saying to each other?� Spartan (2004) �Shakespeare has iambic pentameter and Mamet has�whatever the hell he has.� Spellbound (1945) �entertaining thriller through a minefield of suppressed memories, Freudian slips, repressed sexuality, and a little Oedipal complex thrown in.� Spider-Man (2002) �doesn�t have much sense of humor about itself.� Spider-Man 2 "works more as a character study than an adventure." |
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