Here are Edward's quotes; listed by the episodes Ed says them in! These aren't all of Ed's lines, but they are the best! Please use them to quote Edward on a daily basis. Drive your friends crazy! };-)
Maintainer's Note: All of these quotes are from the excellent Bandai Offical Cowboy Bebop Dub. Generally speaking, Ed's even wackier in English than in the original Japanese! Also, this is an offical *spoiler warning!*
Jamming With Edward
((Preview))
Ed: Staring next week, Ed will be on the scene!
Spike: Who are you?!
Ed: Uh, well, Ed will introduce Ed. Full name; Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Trivusky the 4th!
Spike: That’s a long name…
Faye: Who the hell is this?
Ed: Ed made up that name for Ed, isn’t it coool?!
Spike: If you made it up, how can you be the 4th?
Ed: Next Episode, Jamming with Edward!
"Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code!"
"Satellite that got hacked in two, tell me where you are, Ed wants those coordinates!"
"Ed is short for Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th! Ed made it up, you know. Nice to meet you!"
"Ed can prove it no problem! But remember, Ed wants a favor in return. If you do it, Ed won’t take any of the reward."
"MPU, they have a bounty out on you. We’ll just make a copy of you and let them catch the copy and you’ll be safe. You must be lonely out there, MPU. If you let us download you, you’ll be with us. We’ll be your friends. It’s not scary here."
"Not coming for Ed, Oo-la-la."
"*giggles* She promised Ed that Ed could become a real member of Bebop!"
Ganymede Elegy
Ed: Hey Faye, what didya put that stuff on for?
Faye: Beautiful skin can only be maintained though tireless efforts which are ultimently totally futile, understand?
Ed: Mmmmm… Yes! Futile! Useless!
Faye: Arghhhh…
Toys in the Attic
Ed: It’s a mystery space creature! Spooky! The attack of the horrible alien!
Spike: Well, yeah, that is possible, I suppose. Oh, yeah, right…
Ed: Then what is it?! It’s not in the database, right? Look! These pairs are abnormal.
Spike: Uh… you think so?
Ed: Ed has never seen this before. So, what else could it be but a horrible alien? Huh, What?!
"Ai-ya, what are we going to do, Ein? *You* believe it’s a horrible alien, don’t you? [[Ein Barks.]] Spooooky!"
"August 5th, Skyday. Today Ed goes searching for the spoooky mysterious horrible alien. Lesson, lesson, if you see a stranger, follow him."
"Where are you?! Are you heeerree Mr. Spooky-faced creature?!"
"Exploration, experimentation, exploration, Explanation! I will come back alive, I trust you Ed!"
"A pudding! [[Eats the blob]] I can’t eat anymore…"
Ed: And so, they all passed away, every one. It was a short series, but thanks for your support. That was the last episode. May the all rest in peace. Amen. And for the next series, we bring you Cowgirl Ed! Ed is the main character! *giggles*
Spike: Hey, wait a minute!
Faye: What kind of selfish thing is that?!
Jupiter Jazz
"There aren’t any girls at the Blue Crow? Really? No kidding? Am I done now?" [[flops down hard on Ein.]]
Spike: What about women who are unusually feminine, but show that side of themselves in some chance circumstances?
Faye: Really?
Spike: I’m not talking about you.
Faye: Who then?
Ed: Maybe it’s me! *giggles*
Jet: Maybe it’s me…
"Where’s my souvenir? Is it here? Is it here yet?!"
Ed: How come Edward got left out?!
Faye: Oh.. I’ll tell you about it someday.
Ed: Nah, it’s okay. [[paints Faye’s toenails.]]
Faye: Oh Ed, anything but blue…
Bohemian Rhapsody
"So, you did it, you caught every criminal on the whole list but you didn’t pick up any leads or clues?! Come on…"
Ed: Give it to Ed, give it! There it is! This is a memory cartridge for playing e-chess. The memory chip stores data in the piece. You can activate one game. It connects to the net, see?
Faye: And… this has something to do with the incident at the gate?
Ed: Not a bit!
"One, two, three, four-or. Ed’s gonna score more-or! Play Ball!"
Spike: Hey, Ed!
Ed: Ed is very busy, try later!
Faye: Forget later, we need some help now! [[kicks Ed]]
[[Ed hisses and growls at Faye]]
Spike: Ed, we’re trying to find a guy named Hex. He’s in cyberspace.
Ed: Hex, Hex, the chessmaster… Edward is playing Chess against him right now!
Faye: Are you playing *again*?
Ed: Not again, Ed *still* playing…
Faye: You mean you’ve played the same game for a *week*?
Ed: Uh huh…
My Funny Valentine
"Edward wants choooccolate!"
"Visitors! Thank you for your attendance!"
Black Dog Serenade
"Bring Edward some souvenirs this time."
"Bonsai, bathtoy, wiseguy, waterboy! Light shines bright in the old town tonight!"
[[Finds Ed watering Jet’s precious bonsai.]]
Spike: What are you doing in here? Jet’s going to have a fit, Edward.
Ed: He asked Ed! Jet’s never coming back.
Mushroom Samba
"Ed is hungry, stomach caving in!"
Ed: Ed will help!
[[She pulls on the ship and a piece breaks off.]]
Spike: Gee, thanks, Ed.
"High socks are cool, gotta wear them outside!"
"FOOD! Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
"Pieces, pieces, all gone…"
"Waitaminute, Ein, we have to share and share alike!"
"Hey! We saw him! That’s cowgirl, Ein. We’ll get the reward and buy *food*! Ein, you’re a cow-woofwoof."
"And one, two, three, four, five, here we go! Woooooohoo!"
Ed: Were you surprised?
Domino: Who the hell are you?
Ed: What are you doing in here?
Domino: Hey, that’s my line, kid! how’d you sneak into my ship anyway?
Ed: The door was open. Alright hit and run driver, this is a bust! Stinky gas!"
Speak Like A Child
"Ed to beta deck, come in please! There’s only one around. Where are you hiding Beta?"
"Uhhh, that’s the wrong one! You got a VHS, it won’t play Beta!"
"Visitors… Hmmm. There was one! Something like “Pay me back, get even, tape munch-munch, grind-grind, bye-bye!"
"Itttt’s showtime! Vroooooom!"
Wild Horses
"The computer’s kaput and we’re drifting through space towards certain oblivion."
"Faye Faye! Some weird mail came came for Bebop Bebop!"
"Lunkhead, lunkhead, lunkhead!! Hahhahahahahaha!"
"Peeka-a-Boo! I see you!"
Boogie Woogie Feng Shui
"Hot dog bun! Not too young! Oldly moldy, history mystery!"
"Are you Jet’s girlfriend?! Does he have a THING for you?? All is fair in love and war!"
Cowboy Funk
Ed: Here he is! Little Andy! He was registered as a member of the YMCA! How about that?!
Spike: He’s a christian?
Ed: Not that Y! The young man’s Cowboy Association!
Faye: I’ve never heard of that one before!
Ed: But, he got kicked out shortly after he joined.
Jet: The reason?
Ed: For being a nuisance to others!
Spike: That figures.
"Yeeehaw! Souveniers, souveniers!"
"He’s going to blow up city hall. Targets have been by height starting with the tallest building."
Brain Scratch
"Data, Data, Bogus Data!"
Ed: *Whine* Ed wants to do it too!
Jet: If your brain migrates, who’s going to search the web for Londus, huh?
Ed: Oooohhh… *whine*
Jet: Quit Whining!
Ed: Alright!
"Papa… Papa!"
"And this time I hope you have sweet dreams."
Hard Luck Woman
Faye: Do you know this place Ed?
Ed: I think I know, I don’t think I know, I think I know, I know I don’t think I know, I don’t think I think…
Kid 1: Hey, look, I found Ed!
Ed: Huh? So Edward is found?
"Ed knows where it is! We just came here because there’s good food, Faye-Faye!"
"Something good?! Something good for Ed?!"
Ed: This is the father-person!
Spike: Fa… father?!?
Jet: You mean.. YOUR father?!
Spike: You have… a FATHER?
Ed: This is Spike-Person and Jet-person, okay? This are Ed’s friends, I stay with them, okay?
Ed: You can’t come with me, Ein. Edward is going someplace far, far away; Ed might not be coming back! So, you better go back to the ship, Ein.
*Ein whimpers miserably*
Ooooh… *sigh* Do you wanna come with Ed?
*Ein Barks Enthusiastically*
Come on! Let’s go!
