WILL REQUIRE MOUTHWASH
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"You need a whole meal to get rid
of that taste!" - Kids, 1995.
End of
Days
For
Love of the Game
Joe The
King
Runaway
Bride
THE CHEESE GRATER
1/2
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It would be more pleasureable to
masturbate
with a cheese grater than to watch
these films
American
Pie
The
Bone Collector
Deep Blue
Sea
Dogma
The Thirteenth
Floor
SILTY DREGS
no stars
Not only does it give me chest
pains for weeks,
it ruined a perfectly good set
of eyes
Stigmata
RE-RELEASE BIN
If it got re-released, it's probably
pretty damn good -
but I still have to ostracize it
from the modern films,
for obvious reasons.
The Grand Illusion
The Third Man
(1999 films in alphabetical order)
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