MEN ON TOILETS

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 "Corr, I can feel a big knobbly  bum-hole stretcher sticking out!  I'm  putting some work into doing this one,  I can tell you! It's putting up a fight.  Come on!  Out with you, let's hear you  plunge down the toilet where you  belong! Uuuuhhh, Uuuuhhh, Uuuuhhh!  It's going to drop.....Yeah!!"..............  KERPLOPPP  "Shit! Water all over my  buttocks and up my hole!"

 

British Public Toilets

 Design, size, facilities,  location, and standards of  hygiene in British toilets  varies enormously.  Many  toilets in urban areas have  now closed down due to  running costs, and the  problems of homeless  people occupying cubicles  at night, drug-taking, and  sexual activities taking  place.  This inevitably  means people are more  likely to need toilets in  shopping precincts and  department stores, which  fortunately do provide them,  but often there is just ONE  cubicle available!  Not much  use if it's occupied, and you  urgently need to use one.  However, the standard of  cleanliness can often be  higher than that found in  local authority conveniences  where people might have  felt more anonymous and  less hygienic in making use  of them.  Public parks have  traditionally been the most  likely place to find a toilet,  some very discretely tucked  away behind shrubbery or  designed like old cottages  (hence the use of the word  "Cottaging" meaning to  procure a sexual act in a  public toilet).  Bus and  railway stations usually have  toilets, as do large car  parks, public and civic  buildings, art galleries,  museums etc. and in rural  areas, toilets might be found  in isolated villages or near  the beach, or where there is  likelihood of people using  transport, parking, or  walking.  That briefly is a  survey of where toilets are,  but the cleanliness or  otherwise is a combination  of the people who use them,  or how often they are  maintained.  Some smell  disgusting if urine is not  efficiently flushed away, or  toilets left unflushed, or the  flush isn't working.  Toilet  paper may or may not be  available, soap likewise,  towels might be missing,  and cubicles might have  missing locks, holes in the  wall or lots of adverts with  illustrations on the walls and  doors to try all sorts of  activities!  Many toilets vary  from clean to immaculate,  and for those of us who  enjoy company when we  use them, some are very  pleasurable to use!

 

 

 

 

 

 These guys aren't shy about being seen  with their pants down! Well, apart from  the one in the middle. Looks like they  enjoy having a shit together, and  probably compare the sounds as each  of them sits dropping his turds in the  toilet!  A trio of young guys plopping  with big gaps under the doors and  partitions; they could almost reach  under and wipe each other's arses!  

 

 "I've really been looking forward to  getting my pants down and trying for a  shit. I can feel a big log waiting to get  done down this toilet, so it'll be making  a big plop when it drops! Great to  know I'm warming the toilet seat for the  next guy who's waiting to sit on it!  By  the time I've done one, I'll have the  imprint of the seat on my well-muscled  thighs!"  

 

 "Hehh!  I'm shitting a beaut!  Great to  sit here and feel it sticking out, then pull  it back up my arse a few times before I  decide to let it plunge down the toilet!  Feels like I've got six inches of good  firm toilet-sausage poking out of my  bum. Come on brown-hole, do your  stuff, let's hear an almighty plop right  under my big hairy legs and buttocks!"

 

 This guy's dozed off with an unwiped  arse, and a load of turds in the water  that plopped out as soon as he sat on  the toilet! He's another one who'll be  getting the imprint of the seat on his  well-splashed buttocks!  Great way to  cool down a sweaty arse!  How long's  he going to be on there?  His flat-mate  wants to go on and do something and  he can't wait long. Just as well they  never lock the door!

 

 "Fit legs, eh?  Good to know I'm  covering the toilet for a good bit of  arsehole action. I didn't drop anything  yesterday, so I've got a fair few turds  stacked up my bumhole waiting to get  done!  Stand by for some noisy  arse-plungers and some grunting! No  doubt I'll be starting off with my usual  loud fart first. I'm a bike-boy, straight  off my motorbike and onto the toilet,  farting like I'm still revving the engine!"

 

 

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