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John O’Leary (aka
Windsock)
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Nickname(s): |
Pom, Ding Dong, Windsock, Uncle John |
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Position: |
Prefer Doggy. Take what I can get |
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Favourite Team/Player: |
Norwich City/Doherty. Roosters |
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Most Despised Team: |
Spurs, Belrose, Bulldogs |
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Favourite Junk Food: |
Salad Roll (Wholemeal, no butter) |
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Favourite Beverage(s): |
Miracle Muscle Maker. Creatine mixed with water or I just eat
the powder straight. I also rub it into my body, especially my huge legs |
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Hobbies: |
I enjoy the occasional Slovakian remedial circumcision
massage |
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Favourite Sportsman: |
Does |
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Favourite Movie/Actor: |
The gay guy from Will & Grace |
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Favourite Band/Song: |
George Michael / I Think it’s Amazing |
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Best Sport Moment: |
Captaining the Tiger’s to victory on my 7th
attempt and learning how to pass the ball with my left foot |
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Worst Sport Moment: |
Almost every event |
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Personal Motto: |
1 from 15 isn’t that bad is it? |
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Comments: |
I’m a really good looking bloke. I work hard and train
hard, but find it really hard with the ladies. I thought I was in love with a
Slovakian, but she turned out to be a man who had a thing against windsocks.
I currently have a mortgage on the coveted "DUSTY". I set high
standards for myself and the team this year, and hope one day to be as fit as
our 2 current strikers. They are real athletes and set the bench mark |
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