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This page list fines dealt out to players and supporters of the Wakehurst PL soccer team. Fines will be announced in the club house after home games. Suggestions for fines should be reported to the “Fines Committee” (Charlie) who is the sole arbitrator. Appeals can be lodged but if lost the fine will be doubled. Note: To date there hasn’t been a successful appeal and overturn of a fine so appeal at your own risk! General Fines: Missing Training - $1 Yellow Card - $5 Red Card - Case of Beers				*Name*	*Fine Details*	*Amt*	News Archive Newsletter Tiger Tales Social Events Key Dates BBQ & Raffle Roster Player Profiles Photo Gallery Fines First Goal Scorer Odds Weekly Stinker Victory Song Supporters Sponsors Links Documents Team Line-ups Match Reports Miscellaneous Contacts
				30^th July 2005
				Jamie Malar	Grabbing Stahly’s nuts on a corner	$2
				Don Gale	Refereeing game and not getting out of the centre circle	$2
				Guy	Falcon away. Kicking ball into own head	$1
				Reidy	Giving away a penalty	$2
				Leachy	2 through balls to the opposition	$2
				Freddo	Through ball by Dee Why, Freddo running back and hit in the back of the head	$1
				Andy	Goal kick almost going out for a corner	$1
				Freddo	Free kick out on the full	$1
				Tim Sheath	Giving away 3 free kicks in 5 minutes	$2
				Sheather Bros.	Going away for 5 weeks and leaving Wakehurst in the lurch	$2
				Rich	a.k.a Billy Elliot. Recently found out he is a tap dancer extraordinaire. $5 fine but reduced to $1 as he performed a tap dance for the crowd	$1
				Dwayne, Burls, Dill, Rob, Guy, Fong, Joe, Kane, Rains, Reid, Fred, Stahly, Nick S	“It’s Soft and Cuddly” Soft award for not going hard enough and not getting a yellow card yet	$1
				Joe	Cross dresser award for wearing his sister’s shorts	$1
				Burlo	Circus de Solei award for Burlo tackle then 2 twists and a pike	$1
				Nick Sheath	Welcome back! First touch offside	$1
				Rains	Powder Puff - OMO Award. Shot at Goal	$1
				Pommie	Booking flight to Surfers on the internet a wondering why it wouldn’t process. Little did he realise that the return flight has to be on a later date than the departure date	$1
				Kane	Interest on not paying any fines this year	$1
				Rains	Back pass to the keeper	$1
				Leachy	Missed goal one on one with the keeper or was it a back pass?	$1
				Ash & Fongy	Shot at goal and ball came down with Qantas stickers on them	$1
				Sutho	Sitter header from 2 yards out and skims it off his head	$1
				Rob E	Always allowing his father to pay his fines. Extra $1 if father pays for this fine	$2
				Freddo & Jim	Not putting Leachy on the card after he left work early	$2
				Charlie	Having lend of Burlo’s parachute and pulling cord on Mosman’s 18 yard box	$2
				Lenny	3 yards out and headed straight at the keeper	$2
				Pom	One on one with keeper and put it into the car park	$1
				Sutho	Shot coming off upper shin	$1
				Nick Sheath	“Cold Power” – Powder Puff Award. Shot at goal	$1
				Leachy	Time for a shit, shave and shower for a header and he miss queued it	$2
				Nath	Tampon Award – In one week and out for the next three	$2
				Dwayne	Turning up to training Tuesday when it wasn’t on	$1
				Leachy	Going for a shot and comes off outside of knee	$1
				Sutho	Not even a one on one with keeper. Maybe there was a gust of wind, earthquake, eclipse of the sun but Sutho what were you doing when having a shot on goal?	$2
				Birdy	Using too much brill cream for his comb over when he could from his head but the ball just slipped off	$2
				Nick Sheath	One on one with keeper	$1
				Nick Sheath	Being mean to Oliver – making him cry – Not allowing him in the victory song	$1
				Rich	Air-swing	$1
				Pom	Getting carried off, calling for a stretcher and then running back on	$2
				Joergy	We have a no tolerance to drugs policy at this club and Jeorg was sucking back on morphine. Bad example to the kiddies	$2
				Jim E	For saying Sutho had a yellow card and he didn’t	$1
				Liz	Giving her grandchildren alcohol to get them off to sleep	$2
				Dwayne	Ali G Award – Too much Bling! Bling!	$1
				Guy	Forgetting shouts	$1
				Rains	Pom asked Rains why he doesn’t train and he says he gets enough exercise at home	$1
				Steve	Replacing Caroline and giving Sutho big wraps in front of Fred	$1
				Ash	Grunting more on field then he does in bed – So says Sam	$1
				Neil Towns	Still not happy sleeping with a grandmother in 20 weeks time when Kate is due	$1

				16^th July 2005
				All First Grade	For last weeks effort versus Beacon Hill (7-2 loss)	$2
				Benny	Apparently letting in 5 goals versus Strikers (50c per goal)	$2.50
				Ash Mathieson	Missing sitter from 3cm out	$1
				Freddo	Air-swing bonanza: Welcome back to first grade	$2
				Birdy	Almost and air-swing chipped back to Freddo	$1
				Benny	2 x Yellow cards	$10
				Benny	Kicking out on the full	$2
				Andy	Kicking out on the full	$2
				Jeorg	Kicking out on the full	$2
				Tim Smithies	Kicking out on the full	$2
				Sutho	Yellow Card	$5
				Joerg	Yellow Card	$5
John O	Yellow Card		$5
Ash	Yellow Card (back chat)		$5
Nath	Yellow Card		$5
Tim Eaton	Yellow Card		$5
Rich	Yellow Card		$5
Townsy	Nutmeg on the edge of the box		$2
Joerg	Claiming a goal that was an own goal against Belrose		$1
Kane	Was it a cross, clearance or simply off his shin. Either way it wasn’t a shot		$2
Joerg	Unable to stay out late because his 16 yo girlfriend had an 11:50pm curfew		$2
Kane	Air-swing against Diggers almost going for goal		$1
Kane	Gave away penalty versus Diggers		$1
Joe/Kane/Dill	Used packet of chips, $2 Jatz Crackers and Dip for Raffle prize. How woeful.		$3
Leachy	Coming on against Belrose and not touching the ball		$2
Amy	Great debut refereeing. $1 for each game not refereed		$3
Burls	Nutmeg		$2
Kane	Sniper against Harbord		$2
Ash	Nutmeg		$2
Charlie	The Saint Award: Showing Holy Undies		$2
Townsy	Nutmeg v Avalon		$2
Dill	Nutmeg v Belrose		$2
Tim Smithies	Nutmeg v Belrose		$2
Sutho’s	Entertainment Award: Crowd in raptures as shot out for a throw-in		$2
Lenny	Handball led to penalty and they scored		$3
Charlie	Beautiful 9.5 dive winning game in penalty box		$1
Birdy	Having a shot at own goal		$1
Charlie	Celebratory dance after a wonderful outside of boot pass		$2
Dill	Kicking the ball into his own face		$1
Ray Fanning	Telling us we can play Benny after being sent off in Reggies		$5
Nath	Not playing because of a scratch on his leg		$2
Pom	5 shots but no goals but plenty of height on shots		$2
Pom	Yellow Card		$5
Dwayne	Missed one on one versus keeper		$2
Guyser	Top score for offsides		$2
Burls	Pulling his double barrelled parachute at half way when a chance for one on one		$2
Freddo	Nice clearance… Out on the full		$2
Ash	Tackling Townsy		$1
Townsy	Yellow Card		$5
Tim Smithies	Looking to waste time, all of 2 seconds at corner flag then kicking over line		$2
Joerg	Miss kick		$1
Rains	Not touching the ball		$2
Tim Smithies	Giving away penalty		$2
Charlie	Throw in that didn’t make it in the field of play		$1
Townsy	Licking Hunter’s arse of he missed penalty “show a bit of class towards Hunter”		$1
Townsy	Stills owes $100 for his shirt		$1
Lenny	Trying to tackle Charlie and almost led to goal		$1
Hopey	Putting hole in plastic BBQ container		$1

Leachy	Injuring his back picking up a ball during the warm-up L		$1
Nick Sheather	Putting the ball over the bar from 2 yards out versus Beacon Hill		$1
Andrew Stahl	Missing his flight from Canberra to be late for the season opener		$2
Reidy	Throwing up 15mins into the game. Was this due to a Sat night bender?		$2
Johno	Being too short to pickup at Bungalow 8 (Current strike rate 1 from 35)		$1
Nick Sheather	Forgetting to bring the Stinker T-Shirt to training		$1
The Coach	Demonstrating the fine art of volleying at training and air swinging		$1
Reidy	Turning up on the wrong day for the BH trial game		$1
Birdy	Falcon at training after shooting, proving that defenders shouldn’t attack		$1
Ash	Self professed stinker against Avalon on his 30^th B’Day.		$1
Burls	Chance to score the winner against Avalon but put it over the bar		$1
Oggy	Going on holidays after being told he was in the First grade that weekend		$2
The Coach	Saying the F Word on numerous occasions on the sideline v Avalon		$1
30^th Apr 2005
Greeny	Mr Agosta, not turning up for last years Grand Final		$2
Nick Sheather	Forgetting shorts on match day		$1
Charlie	Kicking ball over sideline		$1
Johno/Towns	Towns call of “Flick” and Johno flicked it 40m past him		$1
Andrew Stahl	“Can you be offside from a header”		$1
Johno	Not wearing Stinker shirt to training on Thursday		$1
Johno	For saying Nick Rainey’s sister is hot		$1
Reidy	Open Goal… Shoots… Two Points		$1
Guy	Claiming his goal was a shot and not a cross		$1
Sutho	Adding extra player to Brookvale		$2
Benny	Drop kick out for throw-in		$1
Benny	Wearing unwashed lucky orange undies every week		$1
Charlie	Boring old man fine. Doesn’t want to go out		$1
Mel Sheather	Comment after Nick Sheath scored. “Who scored that?”		$1
Townsy	Losing wallet at fat chicks place		$1
Tim Smithies	Air Swing		$1
Townsy	Borrowing Jim Eaton’s daughter’s shorts as the men’s sizes are too big		$1
Debbie Towns	Comment: “Even Sutho played well today” vs Brooky		$1
Tim Sheather	“Quick Draw McGraw” award for not performing in bed		$1
7^th May 2005
Lenny	Great first touch… Out on the full		$1
Kane	Showing skills of an U6 and can’t trap a slow dribbling ball		$1
Tim Eaton	Out on the full		$1
Gary Fitz	Backing Brooky last week to score first goal		$2
Oggy	Peroxide, streak or wash. It doesn’t matter		$2
Nathan/Joe	Playing bumper cars on the field		$2
Mel Sheather	2 Girls looked at Mel & thought she was too old for the Stein & said “Over 30’s at the Shark Bar”		$2
Townsy	Caught crying at the Ivanhoe. Was it Norwich losing or was it over a girl		$1
Johno	Variety is the spice of life. New girl each week – Miss round 7		$1
Johno	Not turning up to training this week for having a sniffle		$1
Johno	“I am the lynch pin of the team”, “The game revolves around me”, “The team is nothing without me”		$2
Nick Sheather	Requiring a vanity mirror before the game for his mascara		$1
Nick & Mel	Bringing out a bottle for dinner on Sat night that was given as a house warming gift, then giving as raffle prize, won by Liz. Given back to Nick & Mel and was agonizingly last bottle to be open on the table		$1
Tim Smithies	Nice white boots. $1 for each boot		$2
Ash	Saying he will organise raffle and calls up Sat morning saying he’s forgotten		$1
Rochelle	Allowing Mathew to run riot and almost blow up the BBQ with the gas bottle		$1
Benny	Giving away penalty. (then saving it, but there is no credit)		$1
Dwayne	Yellow Card (plus Vinyl jacket)		$5
Kane	Air-swing almost leading to goal		$2
Ash	Shocker when shooting for goal		$1
Rob Rainey	“Who scored that” No it was Tim Sheather not Nick Rainey		$2
Dwayne	Going to “Wispering Jack” tribute		$1
Guy	Buying flowers for Fred		$2
Birdy	Yellow Card		$5
Peter Doc	Hasn’t lost it. Nice stack on the sidelines trying to catch the ball		$2
Kane	1-0 Wakehurst and Kane calls “we need another goal because it’s 1-1”		$1
Fred	Breaking umbrella trying to stick it in the ground		$2
21^st May 2005
Darren Leach	Yellow Card		$5
Townsy	Yellow Card x 2		$10
Lenny	Yellow Card		$5
Tim Smithies	Kicking out on the full too many times		$1
Joe	One on One, time to shit, shave and shower and fluffs it		$2
Dill	Shot – going out for a throw in almost near the half way line		$2
Ben	Yellow Card		$5
Nathan	Not admitting he has a girl friend after being with her for 3mths and not being with other girls		$2
Rains	One on One with keeper and came off his shin		$1
Ash	Dummy spit vs Manly Vale		$1
Nick Sheath	Nut Meg		$2
Dill	Comment to his centre half partner… “Did you get sent off today?”		$2
Rob Rainey	Missing Nick’s goal again		$2
Birdy	Abusing the ref in front of his children and then getting shellacked by Liza		$1
Dill	Nut Meg		$2
Nathan	Nut Meg		$2
Freddo	Subbing himself on as lone striker up front $2, but scored a goal so only $1		$1
Joe	Doesn’t know how to close the balcony door		$1
Jodie Molyneux	Jodie was asked “Why don’t you sell your unit for more money?” replying “Because I will have to pay more commission” (Fine $1 Commission $1)		$2
Suthos	Using deodorant and blow drying hair after every game		$1
Lenny	Selling tickets for the raffle which his mum won and is now noticeably absent because he is having a steak dinner		$1
Fongy	Great first touch in front of his kids		$2
Robbie	Hasn’t been fined yet		$1