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Joe Kotevich

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Joey, Kotto

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Position:

Centre Mid

Favourite Team/Player:

Liverpool/Steven Gerard

Most Despised Team:

Arsenal, CC Strikers

Favourite Junk Food:

Wedges with sweet chilli sauce and sour cream

Favourite Beverage(s):

Cooper’s, Nastro Azzuro

Hobbies:

Mucking 'round with mates and cars and washing my car. Tina loved it when I washed her in a G-String. She was like Herbie, only a female car…and god was she sexy!

Favourite Sportsman:

Valentino Rossi, Pavel Nedved and Possum Bourne

Favourite Movie/Actor:

Scarface/Al Pacino

Favourite Band/Song:

Beastie Boys: Johnny Ryall, Shake your Rump

Best Sport Moment:

Winning GF in u13/1 to u16/1, anytime Arsenal lose

Worst Sport Moment:

Breaking my arm and dislocating my hand in the dieing minutes of the 2002 semi final whilst being 4-0 down.

Personal Motto:

"I don’t do losing", or failing that: “It’s just a game”

Comments:

Last season with the AL/1’s was a disappointment. Despite having a great team we somehow managed to lose more than our fair share of games (we suspect this may have been due to our incredibly good looks after satisfying all those women we often lacked energy for the games). So, despite the violent protests by my throngs of female supporters, I cut off my semi-mullet mop of golden curls, renounced all worldly goods and spent the summer meditating in the holy sports gear container next to the clubhouse. 6 months later and I’ve emerged a changed man, fighting fit and looking forward to leading my team mates down the path to soccer enlightenment