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Jörg Dierkes

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Jörgy, Deutschland Dazzler, German C Word

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Position:

Forward, but when I get bored you can occasionally see me kissing the coaches butt to play somewhere else like left midfield!

Favourite Team/Player:

Loves all German teams but have a soft spot for Southend / Geoff Hurst

Most Despised Team:

Brookvale

Favourite Junk Food:

Religiously eat spinach sandwiches before every match

Favourite Beverage(s):

Alcohol

Hobbies:

Keeping the ball when the crowd is watching. Diving in the penalty box when some long grass brushes my leg. Wearing my full APIA kit to training sessions. Getting beaten up at the Wharf Bar. Adding that secret ingredient to the cream buns at Baker’s Delight and getting my haircut at Rocky’s hairdressers

Favourite Sportsman:

Jürgen Klinsmann…My mentor for diving

Favourite Movie/Actor:

The Great Escape / Toady from Neighbours

Favourite Band/Song:

Beatle’s Best Hits

Best Sport Moment:

Can’t split between the two, either the 1966 World Cup Final which England won 4-2 with Geoff Hurst scoring a hatrick or the 2001 World Cup qualifier in Munich which England scraped through 5-1 with Owen scoring a lucky hatrick

Worst Sport Moment:

After scoring an important goal against Saints last season, I decided to celebrate this momentous occasion by sliding to the crowd on my knees like the pros do. Great idea but not so smart when Sydney hasn’t seen rain for 6 months. The result was inevitable with my knees digging into the pitch and my face planting into the turf. Almost as bad as assisting in the winning goal against Belrose and running to the Belrose bench to celebrate?!?!?! Or what about the Dee Why goal when I ran 20m behind the goal to the kids playground to celebrate on my own?!?!?!

Personal Motto:

There’s nothing worse than Jealous Poms

Comments:

I am a prolific goal scorer and you would think that after scoring so many goals I would have worked out an original way to celebrate a goal…still working on it. I am new to some players this season so if you are unaware of how I play here’s a few pointers. I will not pass you the ball if the crowd or girls are watching. Touch me and I will scream and hit the deck but if there’s 2 minutes left and we need a goal I will find that net for you. Just sit back and watch me celebrate!