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Adam Townsend

(aka Kettlehead)

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Kettlehead, Towns, He-Man, Unit

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Position:

Centre Mid

Favourite Team/Player:

Norwich/David Beckham

Most Despised Team:

Every team that beats Norwich

Favourite Junk Food:

Steak Mountain

Favourite Beverage(s):

Johnny Walker Red Label

Hobbies:

Stamp Collecting, Bird Watching, Sexpo Volunteer

Favourite Sportsman:

Tim Henman

Favourite Movie/Actor:

Big Trouble in Little China/Ron Jeremy

Favourite Band/Song:

Spice Girls/All their songs

Best Sport Moment:

Opening scoring against HSU off the knee 1 meter out

Worst Sport Moment:

Pulling out of the 2004 Melbourne Marathon after training so hard. (3mths, dropped out after first 8K run)

Personal Motto:

Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills

Comments:

Captain of the Wakehurst PLs and I’ve vowed to score 5 goals this season (at least two will be off my boot). Those of you, who’ve attended training and seen my shooting, know what a mission this is for me. So if you see me on the odd occasion venture into the 18 yard box, give me the dam ball! I’m turning 30 this year and can't keep back tracking to defend for much longer.