| Here it is! Months of patient waiting are now over with! As you can see, there are more essays here than we all know what to do with (not to mention the fact that Shane has nothing better to do than write these...). If you want to be selective, I suggest reading either "How To Disappear Completely" or "Shane and Kasumi." They're both classics, they really are. Or just read them all... that's not a bad idea, now is it? Didn't think so... So as put by Shane, "Happy Holidays and to all a 'F**k You!'" UPDATE: 1 New Shane Essay (Get It While It's Hot!) |
| Written by Shane Written at Jeremy's Party (January 18-19, 2004), this is the first official essay by Shane posted on this site (or any site, for that matter). While it has no real point or plan, it's an entertaining read. After reading this, you may get a feel for Shane, which will help you understand why I've dedicated an entire page to him rather than just a bio. |
| Written by Shane Written (I'm assuming) at Shane's House on October 2nd, 2003, this is just Shane doing his thing. He dissects a quote from Charles DeGaulle until the entire essay is driven by his multiple theories of using the silence mentioned by DeGaulle in different ways. It's short and to the point, so enjoy. |
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| Troubled Youth or Paranoid Schyzophrenic? |
| Shane circa 5th Grade |
| Written by Shane The first essay given to me by Shane, it was written at Shane's House on September 19th, 2003. It discusses the idea of the American hero, and has references to things like Batman and The Matrix. Lengthy, but enjoyable. |
| Written by Shane Written at Shane's House on February 25, 2004, this essay is a violent and morally corrupt outlook on the little town we call home. Shane takes a step back and looks at friends and colleagues in a very cynical and caffeine induced manor. This essay is not for the faint of heart; Please consult a doctor before starting this diet. Or... don't, I suppose. You'll like this little quicky, though. |
| Written by Shane Written (I'm assuming) at Shane's House on October 10, 2003, this paper chronicles "the schocking truth about the Shane disappearance." One of the most famous and hotly debated events in the history of a Halo party, this E!True Hollywood Story explains exactly what happened that faitful night. Stealth, espionage, and deceit, this one has it all. |
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| Written by Shane This all began when we discovered a copy of "Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball" in Shane's CD case. From there, it spiralled out of control. In the end, though, a hot game of volleyball with the ladies settled our dispute. Oh, and for the record, Shane, using "Intermission" isn't clever if we watch you NOT leave the room while doing it. It's really just sad. And Crimson Skies is not a flight simulator, it's an arcade dogfighting sim. Check you facts. |
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