That got to me. So I stole his CDs in return. Apparently he thought this out of line, as he called me a Jewish whore. Whatever his reasoning his influence carried over to Travis, whose hats we may or may not have taken and blackmailed him with. You know what, I really can�t remember what I was writing, so I�m going to say fuck it and continue watching The Price is Right. I seriously doubt that I was going to say anything important anyway, so I just won�t.
Back to DOAX. That game is so pointless it�s fun. It�s only 1-2 players, and you can�t do co-op, which would be awesome, but there is some good game-play features. One of these features is being able to change camera angles and zoom during the instant replay for, the, er� so you can follow where the ball went, yes! The ball is crucial to the game� You need to know where it is at all times.
There is a little bit of innuendo here and there, but not so much as to warrant a Mature rating. Well, there was Kasumi getting distracted by Leifang rubbing her butt, which in turn caused her to miss the spike of death served in full by Brandan playing as Tina. In a thong. Tina was wearing a blue thong, and a very small one. That may warrant a mature rating if you�re sheltered, and your name is like, Jerald� Or something� Yeah. And then Kasumi bought Tina a present. It happened to be a red thong bikini and a matching red volley ball. It was hot, er� Weird, yeah, it was weird� So was Leifang gently placing a strawberry into Kasumi�s mouth, who then sucked on her finger� That was weird too. It made no sense, none whatsoever. I�m serious� Odd.
Yeah, and then there was Ayane stripping completely nude and diving off of a cliff, while holding her knees to her face in her eccentric cannon-ball. That was in there too, I felt it with my own eyes. Er, saw it� Saw it with my own eyes, yeah, that�s right. What do you know!?! You weren�t there! I was intimidated! Leave me alone�
INTERMISSION
Ok, I�m back. Had to leave the room for a minute� Sorry, I�m back� Ok, let�s continue. Basically, this was an interesting gathering. Not quite a party. I did get annihilated in Crimson Skies. Yeah, I sucked. I might have to buy it so I don�t suck quite so bad the next time. By the way, that is probably the worst flight simulator I�ve ever played. It also ties for the worst combat flight simulator I�ve ever played too. It�s fun, but terrible. Tracking missiles in the 1930�s, but very little flack to be found. Odd. But hey, I�m used to Jane�s Fighter�s Anthology. But hey, I must wrap this up here. Good-y sluts.