Enough B[ull] S[hit], let�s get down to brass tacks. Since sometime during the second semester of the �02-�03 school year, I�ve been noticing some startling facts about those who I once labeled as my peers. Of late this year, Shinra, Robert and I (Shane for the dumb-asses out there) have been in a rather good nature calling each other sluts, which we probably are, due to certain J-PEGs laying around (no pun intended). However, as I look in depth at my class, and the few close to �06 with whom we mingle, I can hardly say that I am a slut. I�m sorry kids, but I feel that I must give you all credit for the name, "slut." It is the lot of you that take the cake in the slut department. Come to think of it, many of you also take the cake in the harlot, liar, bragard, thief, cheater, ass-hole, dumb-ass, childish tendencies and pure unwholesomeness departments as well.
You know, white city trash like you are the reason that my family moved out of Ypsilanti and into this shit-hole in the first place. I came to this school district on the promises that I could learn at my own pace (from the best teachers the state could offer publicly), excel in my learning, and be the best that I can be. As select few of you are intelligent enough to realize, that list came from the mouth of a habitual liar named Darcel Hall, who amazingly still lives, and sits at the head of the Elementary authority. So I have to thank you Grass Lake, you ensured that I will never rise to achieve the best of my abilities, I will never be optimal.
As for the crime portion of our motive for living in this bastard fortress, the only thing that Grass Lake has over down-town Ypsilanti is fewer gun-fights. The only pros for living here would be more land and the absence of semi-weekly gunfights in my neighbors� front lawns. On the other hand, if I could have a gun here, that would certainly even the odds now wouldn�t it? So I guess that less crime in Grass Lake should be classified as a con, considering that gun-fights certainly reduce the idiot population.
Come to think of it, that might not be at all a bad idea. The only people who participate in organized gun-fights are criminals, and the only people who can truly call themselves�s criminals are stupid people. So, by organizing gun fights in remote parts of the country, like say, New Mexico, we would not only reduce the concentration of dumb-asses in America, but we would eradicate the need for war. You see, war is unquestionably caused by stupid people, but it only kills soldiers. In other words, war targets retards but kills off America�s finest? That hardly sounds logical to me.
If, by organizing illegal gun-fights and high-risk (but still illegal) activities, we reduce the idiot population, that would also reduce the cause of war. Furthermore, since ou finest citizens wouldn�t be dying off to protect the unitarian Adam Weishaupt-clones running around in the UN.This would radically spike the average IQ of the modern gene-pool. Two good things in one!
Well, I�m not afraid that I must wrap up this cynical essay. To re-state my topic and close this paragraph, "Grass Lake, I sincerely hate most of you, and I can�t say that I like the rest, save for about a Dirty Dozen. Happy Holidays and to all a �Fuck You!�"
(Saves and closes document, turns off Radiohead, and heads up-stairs with a floppy disk, empty potato-chip bag, and a dry mug.)