Never Marry a Software Engineer

Husband - hi dear,i am logged in.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - bad command or file name.

Wife - but i told you about it in morning
husband - erroneous syntax, abort,retry,cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan! Forget it! Where's your salary?.
Husband - file in use,read only,try after some time.

Wife - atleast give me your credit card,i can do some shopping. >
husband - sharing violation,access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning.
Husband - system unstable,press> <ctrl>,<alt>,<del> to reboot.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks ?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your receptionist.
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life.
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer.
Husband - too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dads house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation,it will close.

Wife - i will leave you for ever.
Husband - close all programs & log out for another user.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you
husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - i am going
husband - its now safe to turn off your computer.