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| 101) You bought the LotR soundtrack the day it came out 102) You find the lack of poems and songs in the movie insulting 103) You tried to auction for stuff actually used in the actual movie, but you realize that you are broke from all of the previous merchandise that you bought 104) You've read The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Farmer Giles of Ham, and other works of Tolkien 105) You have a shrine for Lord of the Rings 106) You quote the characters at random moments 107) You think about making your own version of Lord of the Rings 108) You do make your own version, but you find it horrible in comparison to the actual movie ::whistles innocently:: 109) You gather your other obsessed friend(s) and create a LotR cult 110) You try to dress up your little brothers in hobbit clothing...::whistles:: 111) You do the chicken dance (hehe, Frodo at Bilbo's party!!) 112) You try to compare the characters with people you know (of course, they could never measure up to them ^_^) 113) People have actually suggested solitary confinement for you because of your obsession (NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!) 114) People say that you have no life 115) In response to number 114, you say that you do have a life... Lord of the Rings 116) You think that they should teach a *useful* language in school....like Elvish 117) You are very pissed off that Lord of the Rings didn't win all 13 awards they were nominated for (stupid Beautiful Mind...Russell Crowe's character didn't get stabbed twice, trip a million times, have his mind corrupted by the One ring, now did he?) 118) You stay up in the wee hours of the night to continue writing fan fics about Lord of the Rings 119) You like to read your LotR books anywhere.....(evil)French class, Phys. Ed. etc. 120) You want to go to Middle-Earth..... 121) ....So you can visit your real kin back home 122) You ARE in Middle-Earth right now 123) When someone asks you where you are from, you reply Rivendell, Lothl�rien, Gondor, etc. 124) When they ask you where that is, you roll your eyes and walk away..... 125) When they ask you where that is, you smack them and tell them the history of that place until they KNOW 126) You have every work that Tolkien published (and those unauthorized biography things too) 127) You watch the movies that the actors/actresses of Lord of the Rings starred in, just because they were in Lord of the Rings 128) While you are watching the movies, you still refer to the character of the actor/actress as the character that they played in Lord of the Rings 129) You print out every obsession list that you can find for Lord of the Rings/your favorite character 130) You bought the Lord of the Rings t-shirts 131) You bought the Lord of the Rings hat 132) You bought those Lord of the Rings wall hangings that are made of cloth ("scrolls") 133) When you see anything that has to do with Lord of the Rings, you buy it immediately 134) You have at least 6 meals a day, like the Hobbits (breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper) 135) When someone who is not as obsessed as you doesn't know a phrase or a term, you lecture them and yell at them until they KNOW 136) You want those HUGE Lord of the Rings billboard poster thingies 137) Whenever you drive/walk by that HUGE Lord of the Rings billboard poster, you stare at it until it slowly....disappears (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) 138) You also develop an intricate plot to somehow steal this too.... 139) .....And it is added to your ever-growing poster collection on your walls..... 140) ....Or at least it would if you had anymore room left 141) From now on, you drink in pints! 142) You were *going* to do the whole pint scene ("What is that?" "This, my friend, is a pint" "It comes in pints? I'm getting one!") at Rita's Water Ice for a pint of water ice, but you found out that they no longer sold them in pints (grrrrr....) 143) You believe that somewhere in the world, Middle Earth actually exists (hey! It's true!) 144) You celebrate the characters' birthdays on their corresponding days (hey, 144 is a gross!!! Ugh, what a vulgar number, haha) 145) You want to go to New Zealand for vacation (or maybe just go vacation there permanently ^_~) 146) You actually get to go, and you visit the set of Lord of the Rings (or whatever's left of it anyway) 147) Adding to number 77 (haha), you want the one that comes out on November 12th, so you can watch the extra special footage (that's me that's me!!) 148) If you lose your ring, you wail about your precious being lost 149) But of course, it's just buried under your other Lord of the Rings stuff 150) You write/ read Lord of the Rings obsession lists |
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