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| 51) You have a name tag that introduces you to strangers ("Suilad! I am of the Elves of Lothl�rien!" ::whistles:: that's not me....) 52) You want an Elvish 9 tattoo like the cast has 53) You just draw it on for now until you're old enough 54) When someone speaks ill of LotR, you give them "the look" and start cursing at them in Elvish 55) You lecture people about why Lord of the Rings is the best 56) You start speaking like the characters do (you know, in a poetic sort of manner) 57) You ask people for the recipe for lembas 58) You ask people what food they would like to be if they had a choice, and when they ask you in return, you reply "lembas!" 59) During one of your dull classes, you take out your LotR pictures and bask in their glory 60) While basking, you get in trouble and are asked to put the pictures away 61) You are so into staring at them, that you don't listen and you result in receiving a detention 62) You read LotR during class, and when your teacher humiliates you into putting the books away, you resolve to "send 100 angry yrch after her" (I was *furthering* my *education*) 63) You start calling orcs "yrch", to honor the Elvish language 64) You have all of those LotR goblets that they sold at Burger King 65) You bought the Lord of the Rings Action figures (::cough cough::) 66) You frame pictures of characters/scenes of LotR ::whistles:: 67) You put your pictures into photo albums 67) When someone wants to see your ring, you furiously clasp it in your hands and say, "Don't touch my precioussssssssss!!!!!" 68) You want to someday journey to a nearby active volcano and throw it in there 69) When someone touches your LotR pictures, you hit them, slap them, anything that will cause them great physical pain for even thinking of harming your precious(ssssssssss) pictures 70) You get really pissed off at your friends for even thinking that Sam and Frodo (or even any of the characters) are gay 70) You cry when Gandalf "dies" in the Moria 71) You cry when Boromir is shot by Lurtz 72) You cry whenever Frodo gets hurt, stabbed, etc. 73) You still cry at these parts even if you know it's coming because you've seen the movie a few times and read the books as well 74) You know the exact ages of all of the actors, their heights, where they were born, etc. 75) You know the actors better than they know themselves 76) When you miss something about LotR on TV, you are depressed until they show reruns (yay! Happy!) 77) You plan to buy the DVD/video the first day it comes out 78) You vow to see The Two Towers and The Return of the King the day they come out 79) When you watched the movie, you didn't drink anything so you wouldn't have to miss a single scene in the movie 80) You've seen the animated version 81) You own the animated version 82) When you go watch Lord of the Rings, you dress up in your "native clothing" to show your LotR pride!! 83) You make signs as well 84) You make signs advertising the movie and post them everywhere/act as a walking billboard 85) You've watched the movie so many times, you speak along with the characters 86) You crochet/knit a LotR wall decoration/sweater/tapestry 87) When one of your pictures get bent from someone's abuse, you vow revenge on them (100 angry yrch.....) 88) You use up a few cartridges of ink on LotR pics 89) You use up other people's ink cartridges because you ask them to print out a "few" pics 90) When you hear that one of the actors from LotR are visiting your town, you faint.... 91) .....And you to totally miss them, since you spend a few days in the hospital from that nasty concussion from hitting your head as you fainted 92) If you don't faint and get a concussion, you go see them, and try to stalk them 93) You end up getting carried away by the security people and a restraining order..... 94) Which is all good, if you get to keep the items and the restraining order they signed for you 95) You memorized the whole poem of the Ring (in English and in Black Tongue) 96) You make intricate plots to steal the cardboard cutouts from the bookstores/theaters 97) You actually succeed in stealing the cardboard cutouts, and now they are in a better place.... (your house) 98) You keep refreshing lordoftherings.net so you can hear the actors say "Hello, this is ___________, welcome to lord of the rings dot net." 99) Your friends think you must be really bored for this reason (but you know it's all in good fun ^_~) 100) You spot a LotR poster on one of those display racks thingies, but when you find out that they all sold out, you throw a fit in the store and demand to be given that one |
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